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:::well, so, but, anyway, thing cannot get any worser. It go from bad to worse to worser and to CATotrosphic in a moments notice. "Double Woe is Me!" think Pepper to him ownself as the ship begin to fill with icy cold water.

Jus then a helicopter arrive to remove and rescue said guest kits of ship and off they fly. Even Dago Doog rescued wiff hims deluxe professional-grade cooking utensils graspeded titely in hims paws.

That leaf poor, deer, sweet, innocent, kind-hearted, adorable, little Pepper alone on deck looking forlornly at sea. This the end of Pepper. Perhaps no one will save him?? Perhaps this is the last any will view of hims sweet, little copper-colored eyes? who know.

Pepper picks up hims little violin and begin to play a sad and melancholy melody as the ship slowly sink into the dank and dark waters.....::::: sniff, sniff, sniff, snort, sniff. This is it.
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

::Giz an flea look down at da sorry frozen butts uf da nutkits wat took off in da heretofore desstroyed ship, which dem watched hit da iceberg an smash to smithereens. Da kits is prakly incassed in ice an drippink all ober da Koptor::

All da kits is warming in da blankets cept Froot loop, who is unkonsious uf cowrse, da little wimp:::

Flea gif Giz da nod aftur dem duke it owt ofur witch one uf dem is goink to git to slap Peppir silly an wake him up. Flea wince as Giz whack him good an wake him up:::

Giz is rite. youse is a frootloop. Oh...and dat swamp land you bowghteed sunk dis mornink. Sorry buddy.

Perhaps no one will save him??
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the captain goes down wit his ship and iz dis a ship of fools or what?

Pweez stop playin dat little fiddle of yours and pass around the martinis and cavier.
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ZOE
New York Cat

Ash passes a martini and some caviar to Zoe --- Dey nefur said it wood be easy Zoe, but we iz haffink too much fun to care -- here hab another martini -- shaken not stirred!
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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares