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I nervus. Mommy brinink me to haf wat dem call K Nine Goot Citizen. It a test! I neber tooked a tesst afore! Does I gots to write? Anyways if I pass da tesst I gets letters aftur my name. Da letters wuld be CGC. Den I wuld be named Rainbow's Piccolo Blaze, GCG! BUt I wuld still be Tosca rite?

Anayways I young but mommy just wantsa try it. If I fail I gonta be so barrassed! Here wat I gots to do in da tesst

1. I gots to akkcept a friendly stranger
2. I gots to sit politely an let da stranger pets me
3. I gots to haf goot appearince an groomink
4. I gots to walk wif mommy on a loose leed an make turns and fings.
5.I gots to walk tru a crowd. Dis iz fun! I beened to parades!
6. I gots to sit and stay an come wen calt
7. I gots to hang owt wif annudir dog an be polite
8. I gots to be calm durink distrakshions life if dem trow a chair. I used to dis in my new trainink classes. Dem peeples is nuts.
9. I gots to be sepirated fwom my mommy an be wif a stranger when I no kin see mommy. I no like dis one.

Wat if I faile!!!

Wo let da d*g in here!
Dis a KiT bord!

Scat!

Tosca. you a goner. I reeded them instructions and you cannot do none of them. Here! Paste this Capital "L" letter to youse forehead. It stands for... um nevermind.

#11. Paste letter to youse forehead.

Love and Kisses, pepper :::who know a loser when him spot one. MOL:::

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Tosca. you a goner. I reeded them instructions and you cannot do none of them. Here! Paste this Capital "L" letter to youse forehead. It stands for... um nevermind.
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::Tosca stomp like a colt an rub her eyebools wat cryink:::

I kin too!
I kin do ALL dem fings!
Just not all da time!

Ahhh, Tosca. I sorry. Stop the crying. You a not a loser. I just jerking you chain or leash as it were. MOL

Here, take my hankie and dab at you sweet eyes. This hankie what got all the teeny tiny little skirrels on it just right for a goggie. You like to chase skirrels do you not? You can keep the hankie. A gift from me to you.

Now dry you eyebools and lets go practice you instructions. What was #4 again? Be nise to strangers when you mommy not around? Let's go find us a stranger, 'K?

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Let's go find us a stranger, 'K?>>

No, no NO!!! Strangers is bad...B-A-D...BAD! Youz not sposta like strangers. You sposta growl an hiss make noise until you fink dey smell better. Or at least you get used to da way dey smell. Wot iffen dere a bad stranger. Wot do da Goof Citizenns say about dat, huh?

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Dah Twins

Pepper do NOT push da link. You already broke
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Dah Twins

>>>>Let's go find us a stranger, 'K?>>
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>>No, no NO!!! Strangers is bad...B-A-D...BAD! Youz not sposta like strangers. You sposta growl an hiss make noise until you fink dey smell better. Or at least you get used to da way dey smell. Wot iffen dere a bad stranger. Wot do da Goof Citizenns say about dat, huh?
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>>Dem tryink to turn you into a wimp Tosca. Is dat da kind ob watch goggie you want to be? Now, I agree dat you haffa play nice but don't be a schmuck.
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Strangirs iz ok long as mommy is der! Her tolded me uddirwise no talk to strangirs! I no wants to be a wimp but mommy want me to be a terapy doggie so I kin visit old peeple an not bite dem wen dem run ober me wif der chairz. So I gots to gits all dese diffrent letterz aftur my name. I behind! My bwuddirs an sisters is goink to be show dogz an one uf dem already got sum letterz fer jumping ober fings! Anuddir one iz trainink to be a theater goggie! An I gots NO letterz!

Mommy no letz me wear clothez. Her said it look stoopit.

>>Tosca. you a goner. I reeded them instructions and you cannot do none of them. Here! Paste this Capital "L" letter to youse forehead. It stands for... um nevermind.
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>>#11. Paste letter to youse forehead.
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>>Love and Kisses, pepper :::who know a loser when him spot one. MOL:::

Hey, Pepper! Isn't dat a noo pikchur ob yourownself taken just in a while?
Minuet--whoeber
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and kittens Daisy, Gerry and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, MistyBlue, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

My advice to you is to cheat. It works everytime.

Gonzo ::who still thinks you hot::::
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Dir Poucette, Yes, it is a brand new photo taken of me. Aren't I the kootest, little hunny-bug you ever did spot? MOL I love looking at my own self. Especially my adorable face. But that neither here nor there.

Dexx, I did look at the website!! I love, love, love clothings. I am the epitomy of fashionista. If you look up the word "FASHIONISTA" in the dictionary, there you would find my own precious face. Thanks for the link!! MOL

Tosca, If you don't wear clothings, all you got is your personality and intelligence to impress and influence your friends and we don't want to go there!!

Loe, Pepper

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)