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a kit wearink spike heels an a 100% silk lavendir dress and hims coach purse is clutched titely in hims paw. Him walkink fast now cause him eksited. Him take time to avoid da sidewalk craks acause of da stilettos.

Him stop abowt a hundred feet away fwom da fwont door to check hims makeup an refresh hims lipstick and make sure hims tacky fishnets iz strait. Him dab himsown forehead wif a little hanky wat gots little red harts on it an scalliped lace arownd da edgez. Him spritz himself wif some more gucci an smell like a French hore. Him take a deep breth an walk up an ring da doorbell::

:epper opin da door an da kit trow hims pawz arownd hims nek:::

Daddy!!!!!

smell like a French hore. Him take a deep breth an walk up an ring da doorbell
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Hmmm....hey good lookin, I've been waiting quite sum time furr you.

Why don't you come in and we'll get acquainted! MOL.

:::::gonzo looks up at his grand pappy and all he can think is iffin he weren't a jewish cat he knows what he would be sayink:::::::::

Jaysus

Now you dood it Gonzo. Mommys cawfee comed owt uf her nose.

:::::gonzo looks up at his grand pappy and all he can think is iffin he weren't a jewish cat he knows what he would be sayink:::::::::

Jaysus

::epper cannot speak right now. Him lying on the floor writhing around laughing like a hyena and liquid stuff coming outta every orifice. Same with hims Mom-Julie.::::

I haff to admit Gonzo, you haff truly doed it now. You haved taked the cake with that last message. ROTFMMTO
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

::epperoni shake hims booty an trow hims hair back:::

Is you My Dadddy???

Diress Pepperoni,

It troo. You look like me. You sound like me. You smell like me. You feel like me. But just looking and sounding and smeeling and feeling duckish do not make one a duck. something like that.

Here is the reel test to see if you and I are blood relatives:

Answer these questions:

1. What color is you tongue?
2. What is you IQ?
3. What is you favorite coloration?
4. Do you have a knack for telling fortunes?
5. Can you cross you eyes and stick out you tongue at the same time?

If you can answer all the above questions correctly, then I cannot no longer deny that you and me is fadder and sonkit.

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>1. What color is you tongue?

:epperoni stick hims tong out way out an cross hims eyes but him no kin see da color an worrst uf all hims lipstick gettink all messedd up. Bassed on wat him red bowt Peppor's um...intelekshual quotenisity, him come up wif a answer!:

same colir as yourz

>>2. What is you IQ?

berry hi. Like yourz. Cough cough

>>3. What is you favorite coloration?

lavindir. All shadez an bariashions. I likez hankiez too
But dem musst match da seezon an wat I wearink

>>4. Do you have a knack for telling fortunes?

I kin tell a fortshion wen I see one dat fer shure

>>5. Can you cross you eyes and stick out you tongue at the same time?
what efur.

::eperoni grin fwom eer to eer:::

Daddy!

::epper fall over unconscious and lie der with hims tong sticking way out and hims eyes rooled by in hims hollow head. When him regain consciousness him go to the bank safety deposit box and add Pepperoni's name to hims list of descendents and beneficiaries of hims last will and testaments.:::

Good Golly Miss Molly!! How many chillrens do I haff anyway??

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Good Golly Miss Molly!! How many chillrens do I haff anyway??
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I clearly do not know how to read out all cuz I thought pepperoni was my grand papi, not my brother/sister. Do you remember ever seeink the tasmanian devil episodes on looney tunes and there was a girl tasmanian devil? That is what I imagine Pepperoni to look like in my minds eye.

Now I am really lost.

goosesnose
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>>Now I am really lost

Eat sumpthin Gonzo an you be fine.

Gonzo, You and Me boff. I think we're both having an out-of-body experience and the worser thing is that we're both sharing the same body!! MOL

Many times I get very confoozled on these here boards and then every teases me and call me "Hollow Head FrootyLoop" and then of course I cry and that actually make things better and I can see things more clearly and so it not a bad thing afterall....

Anyway you and me, Bud. We must stick togedder so we don't get our minds lost in space. cause this is a definite reel possibility.

lOve you daddee/unca/fairy godfadderkit, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)