::Vinny git up erly like afore da lite come, him put on hims plaid huntink shirt an hims fatiquez an boots. Him pull hims cap flap down ober himse eers an fill hims napsak wif peenut buttir crakers. Him grab hims daddyz rifle an sum bulletz an hed owt da door fer Dexxtuahs howse. It time fer da turklet hunt fer da furrst annual MCV Funny Rejectz turkey fest at da sanctuary. Vinny hopink dem find a three leggid turklet comes him luffs da legz an lasst yeer gonzo ated dem both afore vinny culd efun grabb one. A tree legged turklet would be reely cool an prolly hard to cattch thow wit him runnink wif da extwa leg.:::
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exxtuahs howse still dark but Vinny see Dexxtuahs huntink eqwupment in da Ranger. Him trow stonez at Dexxtuahs window an crak a paine. So wat else iz new. Him put hims pawkies up to da side uf hims mouf:::
Psssssssssst! Dextuahhh! It time to starrt da hunnt!
epper lie in hims round water bed in the wee hour of the morning and count the sheep. Then he count the dragonflies, then he count the pigs, then he count.... What?? What was that noise? A pane of glass breaking?? He can hear it a mile away. Pepper jump up outta the bed like a cannon goed off unner him. He put on hims lavender 100% silk robe with the matching bedroom slippers on hims sweet little dainty back paws. He rush over to the window just in time to see Binny throwing rocks at Dexxtuh's bedroom window. Pepper immediately go to the hellophone and report this vandalous action to the poleece kits. He dial 9-1-1 "Hallow? I need a patrol car out here right away!!" says Pepper to Sheriff Sam. MOL::::
Pepper (one, fine, little dood)
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