Ashums heads downtown wiff purpose (not to be confoosed with porpoise). Him parks hims sexy new yellow and black Dodge Daytona Charger (yeah, it's got a hemi) in da all day parkink zone. Heavens knows him not need a parkink ticket on toppa alla da speedink tikets him has gotten since he bought dis new car.
he goes into dis newest shop called Da Signature Store. Wow, dere are so many to choose frum he jus can't decide. Dere are funny cartoons, serious photos ob gorjous show cats... which to choose.
But since money be no object him decides to haff a custom made siggy of hims own beautiful face. He finally decides upon one and is so please wiff hims purchase dat him finkink ob gettink a tatoo while hims at it.
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Ashums
I always haff sumfing to say!
exx gits a mouf full uf dust as vinny spin da tirez:::