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Vinny N Dexx on da dock uf da bay

VinnyLeChat Nov 17, 2006 09:50 PM

::Da guys takez a brek fwom lookink fer a tree legged turklet an hang out neer da water uf da Never Endink Hamlet. Da watir is cleer, der no wierd wildlife arownd to botter dem, no flies neether. Tosca is all wet fwom fallink in da watir an it a goot fing her goggie pack iz watirproof cause her carryink lotsa goot stuff. Vinny pet Tosca an reetch in one uf her pokets. Her see Ashum an Gonzo an Peppir floatink on da reskue rafft. Perfekt. Berry peeceful. Vinny sigh:::

Dis a nice place DEXXTUAH. Does youse wants a peenut buttir cwacker?

::Vinny shove a hole pakaje in hims mouf an keep talkink:

Acause mmmmmmmmmphrrrrrmphhhhh mrjmmmmmphhhhhhh

Replies (12)

Zoe-NewYorkCat Nov 18, 2006 06:39 AM

Does youse wants a peenut buttir cwacker?
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you dids not tink I'd follow you to da bay, dat's otay, not really otay, mol.

but at least gib me a cwacker!
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ZOE
New York Cat

Pepper Nov 18, 2006 07:37 AM

::contrary to what Binny thinks, Pepper is not on the raft. Pepper is clinging to the underneath side on accounta (c. 3009 Binny) him was shoved overboard by a one Gonzo. Fortunately, Zoe spot Pepper thrashing around in the cold, tempid waters and she paddle her little inner tube out to where Pepper is gasping for air and she pick him up and haul in back into shore.::

Tank Q Zoe. I taut I was drowning for sure. No buddy care about me. sniff, sniff, sniff.... ::says Pepper pitifully::

Just then, someone shouts through a loud speaker, that every must come to the hamlet dining hall as plans are being made to have beeg celebration honoring those who are members of this crazy town.

Every gets up and scrambles toward the hamlet ballroom and then to the dining hall where they are greeted with a big feast. No one knows who has provided all the food or decorations or cake the size large enough to hide a pretty, lovely gurlkit inside. (wink, wink, wink). But it is stunning and the abundance of food dazzles everyone.

Just then Miss BOOmbOom jump out of said cake and screems:

SURPRISE, EVERY!!

And every cheers and whistles and yells with glee and happiness to know that Miss BOomBoOm haff made it to these here boards also and she is throwing the whole hamlet (which consists of only a few but jolly citizens) a Welcome-To-These-Parts Pardee. It is a grand ball......::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

gonzokat Nov 18, 2006 09:02 AM

I only shoved you cuz you was taking you were in my sun and putting shadows on me when I was trying to tan my hide. I will go to this hamlet with you but I just want you to know up front that I do not dine on the swine. Will this place serve tofu sausage and bacon? It is against my upbringlings to eat the pork. Besides iffin my mommy da Boom Boom is there it would be nice to see her again.

I wonder what the big plans are going to be? I know it aint going on no cruise on Pepper's yacht cuz we know how that all turned out. I was thinking it would be nice iffin perhaps we just sat around playing parcheeezy and monopoly and sorry and boggle for once instead of going off and crashing into an iceberg and having no food and stuff. I am sure it won't fly, so I will just partake in whatever you say we are doing. I still kind of wanted to find one of them three legged turkeys because we aint seen one of them in a long time.

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

VinnyLeChat Nov 18, 2006 09:15 AM

::Vinny sitting on da dock uf da bay wastink time an fink da wuld mak a goot song. Him doze an dreem uf a tree leggid turklet so maybe him kin grabb a leg afor Gonzo eet it. kind uf like levilink da playink feeld. Vinny dreemink da sumthin suddinly standink on hims chest. It wake him up in a snap an him eye to eye wif dis fing wat peckink at him:::

:::Vinny yell at da top uf hims lungs fer da uddirs:::

Turklet! Turklet!!!

VinnyLeChat Nov 18, 2006 10:08 AM

>>Turklet! Turklet!!!

::Vinny eye to eye wit da turklet. It look like it gots tree legs! Jus like 9 Mile Island! Vinny finily conjur up enuff breath to assk:::

Iz youse reely a tree legged turklet-- or iz youse just glad to see me???

gonzokat Nov 18, 2006 10:18 AM

© goosenoose 2006 by the way, VInny. memeheheee

:::gonzo roll on the floor gigglink his head off and Vinny:::::::::

That is neither here nor there gonzo and vinny start fighting over the turkey legs yanking the bird this way and that, hither and yon. THat bird is gonna be without limbs before the feathers are even plucked.

Hey every, we got the turkey. Who's got the crayonberries?

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

VinnyLeChat Nov 18, 2006 10:23 AM

>>© goosenoose 2006 by the way, VInny. memeheheee
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>>:::gonzo roll on the floor gigglink his head off and Vinny:::::::::
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>>That is neither here nor there gonzo and vinny start fighting over the turkey legs yanking the bird this way and that, hither and yon. THat bird is gonna be without limbs before the feathers are even plucked.
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>>Hey every, we got the turkey. Who's got the crayonberries?
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>>gonzo
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>>Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

VinnyLeChat Nov 18, 2006 10:33 AM

>>>>© goosenoose 2006 by the way, VInny. memeheheee
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>>>>:::gonzo roll on the floor gigglink his head off and Vinny:::::::::

Rimshot. Thankz youse thank youse. I gonta be heer all week. Pleese wemember to tip yer waitress!
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:::Vinny sputtir as him hold onto a leg wile da turlet peckink hims face an gonzo bitink hims legs:::

Gonzo, I appreshiate da line but sumboddy shoot dis turklet!

(note: No turkeys were hurt in this incident. Also, the mention of guns in this incident is strictly ficticious. There are no guns at Never Ending Hamlet. They are imaginary, just like Never Ending Hamlet)

Sumboddy eether shoots it or marry it!

(Note: at Never Ending Hamlet, we marry inter species. Do not mistake this with real life as it can result in complete societal ostracization. It can also result in a very messy house)

Dexxkat Nov 18, 2006 01:20 PM

Dexx is late to this thread as per usual an find dat him nuffink to contribute anyhow onaccounta hims too damn busy laffink hims fool head off.

Therefore, hims will wait until dey moof da scenery an join da gang in da next episode.....
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Dah Twins

Zoe-NewYorkCat Nov 18, 2006 07:07 PM

Do not mistake this with real life as it can result in complete societal ostracization.
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Ms. BOom BoOm can we get marrried?
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ZOE
New York Cat

VinnyLeChat Nov 18, 2006 09:42 PM

>>Dexx is late to this thread as per usual an find dat him nuffink to contribute anyhow onaccounta hims too damn busy laffink hims fool head off.
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>>Therefore, hims will wait until dey moof da scenery an join da gang in da next episode.....
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::Vinny turnink bloo:::

But..but...but der a TURKLET ON MY CHESST!
>> Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
>> Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Dah Twins

Ashums Nov 18, 2006 09:57 PM

Well hey if you guys are gonna fite ober da legs I'll take da bweast -- I always was a bweast man...
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Ashums
I always haff sumfing to say!

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