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We can't thtand da wating enny more. We jutht gotta know iffn you pathed your tetht today. I mean, fur a goggie you theem purrty thmart, tho I'm finking dat your prolly did path. (And bethideth, a goggie tetht can't be all dat hard cuth goggieth aren't ath thmart ath kittieth. We won't be caut dead taking a tetht in da firtht plathe--heehee.)
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

do u always moew with "th" is dat called a lisp? lithsp?
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ZOE
New York Cat

:::gonzo thwacks zoe between the ear holes for teasing his buddy Poucette for her speech impedidididment:::::::::

She is differently abled Zoe, but quite handicapable.

goosnose

gonzo thwacks zoe between the ear holes
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listen buster, keep your paws to yourself!! I meow what's on my mind.

Tosca - one day you will be at Westminster, you are a-otay just the way you are. Bow Wow.
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ZOE
New York Cat

>>do u always moew with "th" is dat called a lisp? lithsp?

Yeth, Zoe. It ith a meow impediment.
I am a thpeshul kit. Roni ith my hubbykit and Githelle, who ith altho a thpeshul kit, ith our dawterkit.
Thylvie
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

>>Yeth, Zoe. It ith a meow impediment.
>>I am a thpeshul kit. Roni ith my hubbykit and Githelle, who ith altho a thpeshul kit, ith our dawterkit.
>>Thylvie

No pick on my wife an dawter! Dems da bestist! I no prize neether! I stoopit! But dem luff me anyways.
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Roni LUV Hims Thylvie an him Lizbef.

I failded! I scewed up! I so barrassed!

I did efuryfing reel goot till da part wen I haded to be neer a nuddir goggie wit der persson. I was posed to not show no intrest an I sniffed him an wagged my tail an den him snapped at me! Dat means HIM faileded too!

Den wen momy hadded to leef me wif a strangir an go hide, I starrted barkink an dragging da strangir!

I a mizeralbe failure!

Mommy wuznt da leest bit upsett an her was laffink wif efury an havink snaks and things afterwords an I wuz a failure! Her tolded me No Big Deal Tosca, I just wanted to get the exprience with you and you are yung an most dogs dont get dese letters aftur der names at my age. But I fink her wuz just twyink to makes me feel goot!

I a failure! I jus a dum goggie! Mojo laffink!

>>I failded! I scewed up! I so barrassed!
>>I a mizeralbe failure!
>>I a failure! I jus a dum goggie! Mojo laffink!

Awwww, poor Tothca. I din't mean it when I teathed you about goggieth being dum. You are not a failure! You are thtill jutht a puppy and you did real goot up til da end, ekthpeshully fur a puppy. You got plenty ob time to lern how to get da letterth after you name. Jutht find about how da offur goggieth were way older and dat one who growled shudda knowed betterer!
You will be grate nektht time!
Luff,
You thithter-in-paw,
Thylvie
PeeEth: And Mojo, you thtop laffing at her! Harumpff!!
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

>>>PeeEth: And Mojo, you thtop laffing at her! Harumpff!!

Mreheh.

Awwww Tosca, you not a failure at all. You juzt a efur-pheasant pup who waz tryin' to be frendly to anudder doggie and tryin' to purrtect yur mommy. Dem humans iz da ones what be dumb cuz dey not unnerstand puppy behavior.
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Munchie & The Catnip Crew
Proud owner of Mom~DottieMunchkin,Casey,Maddie,Harley,Meadow,Ashley,Nicky, Mushka and the latest entry to the clowder....Riley!

>>>Dem humans iz da ones what be dumb cuz dey not unnerstand puppy behavior.
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Her my mommy an her lefft me! An her tolded me neber go wif strangirs!

Dir Tosca,

Did you ask that odder said goggie if he/her waz engage, marry or odderwise attach? That always a good thing to remember when yu meet a stranger. MOL

Loe Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

What did I say Tosca? I tole you you should have sheeted. Next time write on the paw. Ignore the other doggies.

Better luck next time.

What you don't got in brains you make up for in looks.
gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>What did I say Tosca? I tole you you should have sheeted. Next time write on the paw. Ignore the other doggies.
I no cheete! I a goot goggie!

>>What you don't got in brains you make up for in looks.
Fank youse. I fink.

>>Did you ask that odder said goggie if he/her waz engage, marry or odderwise attach?

No him wuz shortir den me.

An him prolly reel mad cause him gonta blame me fer failink. Him gots bad mannirz! I meen all I doned wuz wag my tail an say Hi. Him stuck hims toofers owt!

No pick on my wife an dawter!
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MOL - ith's not pickin, it's hearin a certain sound thhat me neber heard befurr.
Thtank you.
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ZOE
New York Cat

>>Her my mommy an her lefft me! An her tolded me neber go wif strangirs!

Yeah, but her is hoomin, so dat a problem. Dey say one fing and den anuffur and it impawsibul to unnerstand what dey want sumtimes.
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~