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::Vinny git up reeel erly an put on hims pilgrimm costume in da darrk. Him buttoned hims shirt crookid an hims pilgrim buckel iz stuck on it but him no care! Vinny run owt in da garaje an gits all da totilly unimaginatif hikory farmz basketz him puttid togettir fer all hims buds an hed fer der howses. HIm still gots da froocake him gotid a coupla yeers ago an it still look goot. Vinny figure a frootcake kin travil all across da world an somehow gits back to da orijinal buyer after a dekade or so. Vinny fink dis one look like da one him giffed Peppper two yeers ago.

Vinny gonta raffle off da World Traveler Frootcake:::

Gonzo sees a familiar looking pilgrim out on the street carrying around a beaten up basket filled with what nots and he decides to join him. Gonzo decides to dress in full native american gear, feathers and all because quite honestly he doesn't care for the pilgrims much and doesn't buy into that whole "thankful to the indians and invite them to a feast for all of their wonderful help" shpeal. But that is a whole udder story and you don't want gonzo to go off on his political thanksgiving rant, so we will refocus...

Anyhow, gonzo dresses up and makes a brave fashion statement covering himself with feathers knowing how his friends and himself react to them. He gathers a basket of old halloween candy he wants to get rid of and joins Vinny with his basket out on the street, running to catch up to him with his mocassins on, which is not easy. Those things offer no arch support and you can feel all the street rocks under the suede bottoms.

where are we off to VInny???
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

::Tosca gallopink an barrking her Collie bark, witch fer anybody who knowz Collies, kin be a eer shatterink sperience. Her dressed like a paintid poney like wat da Indiayans roded afore efury came an killeded dem off. Toska gots featherz stickink owt uf da saddil her borrowed from Roni an her black an wite suggists her reely IS a paintid poney if not a big skunnk. Her gallop up to Gonzo an Vinny an offir dem to hop on. Her gots a big baskit on her reer fer all da hickiry farms baskits too. Tosca a pilgrim horsey!::

Dis my furst fankgiving! I so cited!

Tosca, I don't know where we are going so I am leaving it up to you to lead the way, but anywhere that turkey is involved is good enough for me.

Giddy up girly!

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

:::speaking of turkeys, Pepper supergloos hims feathers and beak and wattle to hims bodee and face and neck. Him admire hims look in hims mirrow. Him look very realistic if him do say so him ownself. He bets he could fool any with this turkey get-up!! Him grin from ear to ear but it hard with a plastic beek on you lips!! No matter. Him pick up hims plastic jack-o-lantern what filled with Tootsie Roll pops and head on outside to join the odders in the Thanksgiving Parade NeverEnding Style! MOL::

Pepper hops along on the plastic turkey shoos him purchased at Turkeys R Us store and throws tootsie pops at all the bystanders. Pepper think him died and goed to heaven what being here with hims best buds dressed in they finest Thanksgiving duds. This is as good as it gets! think Pepper to himownself. This just before him trip over hims wattle and fall flat on hims face smashing the plastic beek up inside him nostrils!:::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>:::speaking of turkeys, Pepper supergloos hims feathers and beak and wattle to hims bodee

Witch not hard at all considerink da fat.

BBBbbbahahahaha!

::Giz dress Roni up az a sweet potato as him gots da color for it an wat's fanksgivink wifowt sweet potatoez. HIm put da finishink towches on hims stalke, whitch on hims hed.

Den him dress Mojo az a willd boar as der wuz wild boarz den afore dem ate dem all. Dis not to be confoozled with Bores

Den Giz dress up az da cheef uf da injuns an adjust hims heddress

Da Extwa cat comink as a bunny acause she always comes as a bunny efun if it not eester

Da Spankerz cattch up to da bunch uf wackoes acause wachoes is all him gots fer fwiends so it his jobb to dewackify dem. Not::::

Bahahahaha.

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and so the tanksgiffing parade marches on down the street. while the odder 'bores' just stand there and watch. MOL
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

You are just beink whiny cuz you gonna be coming for dinner as the guest of honor.

"Wait fur me! Wait fur me!" cries BunnyNala. She iz tryink to catch up wiff da parade but it's kinda hard with mile high Jimmy Choo's. Bunny has on a sensible Chanel soot but it's her necklace that wood put a rapper to shame. In the spirit of Thanksgiffink she had a necklace custom made in the shape of a turkey. The feathers are diamond, saffire, emerald, ruby, well youse get the idea. This ginormous necklace iz to die for.
"Just wait until Peppir sees this. I iz glad I haff a bodygard."

>>"Wait fur me! Wait fur me!" cries BunnyNala. She iz tryink to catch up wiff da parade but it's kinda hard with mile high Jimmy Choo's. Bunny has on a sensible Chanel soot but it's her necklace that wood put a rapper to shame. In the spirit of Thanksgiffink she had a necklace custom made in the shape of a turkey. The feathers are diamond, saffire, emerald, ruby, well youse get the idea. This ginormous necklace iz to die for.
>>"Just wait until Peppir sees this. I iz glad I haff a bodygard."

Darrrrrrrrrrlink! Youse looks smashink! I shoulda worned my silk tuxeeeeeedo! I so gladd we spented dat Pin Money akkount on dat neklase! Hey! I yer indian cheef! How??????

And Wen???? Bahahaaaaaaaaaaa

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Dir Hunny Bunches of Oatmeal,

I love, love, love that necklase. You look marvelous. I sure wish I hadded a necklace like that one. I'd even settle for sterling silver or even aluminum. I love turkey jewelrys.

Love Peppper :::dying of jealousy of Hunny's family jewels:::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Pepper, don't you like your turkey costume???

gozno
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>Pepper, don't you like your turkey costume???
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Put a forrk in him, hims done. BBBBBBahaaaaaaaaha.
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>>::Giz dress Roni up az a sweet potato as him gots da color for it an wat's fanksgivink wifowt sweet potatoez.

I jutht happen to LUFF thweet potatoeth! ::wink wink::

Thylvie::wiff her bag ob marshmallowth::
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

Hey Vinny, don't ferget da cheese balls! We gots sum dat haff been awound fur a while and dems look, er, well aged to meow da least! MOL
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

>>Hey Vinny, don't ferget da cheese balls!

::Vinny puff owt hims chesst prowdly:::

Hulakits no youse worry! I gots da bestist gormey Hikry farms cheeze balls just fer youse! I gots port wine an cheddir efun! And da bakon logg! An cwakers! An sum uf dem litddile sawsagez too!

Goose Nose. I love, love, love my turkey costoom. I look like a million bucks. I love this fleecey fabric you used!! I think I might use this outfit as pajamas year-round. Thanks so much and I apologize for not mentioning it earlier. You da best.

Love Pepper ::who ignoring those who making cruel remarks about hims being a reel turkey. Harumph!::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)