yeah... rite... bite mhee!!!!
it bat enuff wheesmom puts emptwhee fortune cookie wrappers round hur bed, owtside of da pillows on da floor (juss in case mhee fawl off)
sooo, effurwhee time mhee walk, hur hear mhee... ???? why????
Now hur founded a kissmouse bewl unner da couchy while mhee was sweepin an hur was cweanink... an hur haf da absolute nurf 2 smoooch mhee an say, "sammywhee, u shood haf a bewl round u neck so mhee know iffin u needs mhee"...?????
Mhee wheesponse is, "HAH, u puts it on u neck an mhee will lets u know when mhee needs u"
needwess 2 say da bewl b onna bet rite now... hur say da claw lufs onna face wakes hur up effurwhee time, so whees no needs a bewl 2 gets hur tenshun... hah... u wait... dare gonna b a bewl on wheesmom soon... 
smoooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee
(who NOT b happwhee bout dis wadur torture fing again)
it awl in da dye rear stuffs dat bug wheesmom... hur say it purrfentififf... bah...
sheeesh~~~ quit puttin nutrical down mhee troat, mhee dye rear wont happen as offen!!!! course dis onwhee affpurr mhee no, uh, er, ummm, use a lb for da beegur stuffs... sigh... hoomans, lufs dem, but wanna bip dem offur da head wif a pappur towell roll offen!!! sheesh.....
smooochies an muches lufss an fangs fur awl u support an glows... mhee really do feewls it... awl da times... really, mhee do...
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mhee, sammywhee (meowied 2 pupperfur an gonzodood)
puppybear; mhee baby bruffur... who onwhee a year younger dan mhee
tonks kitty, da wil gurly who fink it ok 2 headbonks mhee still... but hur warm an mhee luf hurs..
snowbunnawhee... sewlf spanitory... an mhee lil snuuzly sisfur
Norton da kitty in goggie pajamas (who b a TON of fun runnin tru da house) he jump offur mhee doh, so he safe.. .hhw
an lass but not leass.. whees Triller dood kitty... him fink him a sobol... eefun doh him a tigger kit... so whees juss lets him fink dat... giggle
lufs u awl...an smooooooooooooochies from every
