''''mmmm, dates... yummm... ''''
well, uh, er, sorry, went on a food tangent fur a minoot dare... hhw
anee, whees founded owt dat gwanmaw gots da pea known ya in hurs lungks... an ecoli in hurs bwaddur??? not know how dat got dare, but hur awlso has a bitiamin D definshenwhee...
annee, mhee still doin mhee best 2 hangs in dare...
dare b 2 bewlls now, one near MINE wadur bed, an one near da foody pwace... awong wif TONS of fortune cookie wrappers wat crinkles when u walks an wakes up wheesmom from da deepess sweeps... hur must haf stolen snow bunna ears fur dis... 
annee, mhee tryin mhee bestest neffur effur 2 leafs... finks annee uffur hoomans (NOT u pawents) mighta given up a wong times ago... wheesmom say hur not mind wakin up at anee hour, carryink mhee where mhee wanna go an straighten owt mhee foot till dare feewlinks dare again...
sorrwhee, rattlink again...
oooh oooh oooh, gussyfur say 2 tewl u awl him has been losted like awlla whees were, tryin 2 gets 2 boards an chats....
whees sended him a linky doh, so maybwhee dem b backs... 
smoooooooooooooooochies an soooooooooooooooooo muches lufs,
happwhee smoochie day fur wheesmoms everywheres... hhw
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mhee, sammywhee (meowied 2 pupperfur an gonzodood)
puppybear; mhee baby bruffur... who onwhee a year younger dan mhee
tonks kitty, da wil gurly who fink it ok 2 headbonks mhee still... but hur warm an mhee luf hurs..
snowbunnawhee... sewlf spanitory... an mhee lil snuuzly sisfur
Norton da kitty in goggie pajamas (who b a TON of fun runnin tru da house) he jump offur mhee doh, so he safe.. .hhw
an lass but not leass.. whees Triller dood kitty... him fink him a sobol... eefun doh him a tigger kit... so whees juss lets him fink dat... giggle
lufs u awl...an smooooooooooooochies from every


