BAH hummbugg 2 wheesmom an gwanmaw... dem had da absolute NURF 2 leef mhee fur 37zillion hours 2day... (more like 1 1/2 tops, sammy,: WM) Nope nope nope dem lefted mhee fur days an days... dem went 2 get sum pwants fur da yard... wheesmom say hur fewlt it wood b ok fur a few, cuz mhee feewlink beddur!!!
bah!!! wat iffin mhee wanted sumfin while hurs were gone????
It don't maddur iffin every was rite dare in mhee woom, but sheeeeesh... mhee no likes it alone!!!!!
gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf gurrrrrrrrrrrrffff gurrrrrrrrrrrgfffff...
mhee one fussy lil whee now... PUrrwhees makes dem pay fur dis mistakes... lufs, U sammywhee
WM (wheesmom): he slept in my/ uh, his bed the whole time we were away, which wasn't long at all!!! And daddee was home 2...
iffin he wasn't feeling better, I never would have left the nuthouse... but a just down the road ..... late mums day pwants... it seemed ok... him juss being a fussy whee... didn't eefun meow whees were gone till came back, uncovered him an smoooched him onna lips... 
(meowQ fur aways being there mhee furrends)
catnip cuddles, U anttee wheesmom 
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mhee, sammywhee (meowied 2 pupperfur an gonzodood)
puppybear; mhee baby bruffur... who onwhee a year younger dan mhee
tonks kitty, da wil gurly who fink it ok 2 headbonks mhee still... but hur warm an mhee luf hurs..
snowbunnawhee... sewlf spanitory... an mhee lil snuuzly sisfur
Norton da kitty in goggie pajamas (who b a TON of fun runnin tru da house) he jump offur mhee doh, so he safe.. .hhw
an lass but not leass.. whees Triller dood kitty... him fink him a sobol... eefun doh him a tigger kit... so whees juss lets him fink dat... giggle
lufs u awl...an smooooooooooooochies from every
