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Nope! In May of 1987 and at the age of 30, a cat named "Kitty" from England, gave birth to two kittens.

whees not eefun meow who sent us da orrigonal keytee trivia fin... know it were at least 4 of youse... so no take fences...

smoooooooooooooooooochies an muches lufs, U sammywhee (who still eatink an dwinking etc.. as wong as wheesmom carrwhee mhee dare...

Sammy,Tank Q for posting this meesage. Wee also gotted your nise email but we will reply to it later. Meentime, we never stop loving you or glowing for you or tinking of you and hoping for the best possible outcome.

Wee know that dis is a very tough time for you and your Wheesmom. It quite sad and we bawl thinking of you failing in health and gitting so old.

I tink who ever hadded that kitty that was 30yeers old and allowed it to go through giffing birf outta be shot to tell you the truth. Something doesn't 'smell' quite right about that story, though. But whatever. I sure that kitty did not come up with the 'grate idea' of haffing kittens at age 30. Or 20 or even 10 for that matter. But that neither here nor there. I think somebuddy might be trying to fool us there in England with such a tall tale.

Nevertheless, you and mee not gonna haff any more deers, donkeys, or dodo birds. Wee are going to rest in peece in our old age and watch the kids that we already got. MeeHeeHeeHee...

Speeeking of which, I hope our sonkit, Gonzo, is minding hims pees and Q's. MOL

Well, you hang in there and sleep as much as you like. I holding down the fort here in St. Louie. No flooding for us personally but we sure have seen enough rain for a while. It haff rained here to beet the band. Everything is very green and lush, though, so that is nise.

Take care. Wee all love you (and WheesMom!!) sew much!!

Love, Your devoted hubbykit, Pepper

You know, dose English not dat goot about haffing deir kitties play spandes or go fur tootering. Dey let dems run free in "da garden" also. Humpfff! 30 yo old kitty, maybe. Haffing kittens, doutful. Eiffur way, poor fing.
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

"play spandes"

Dat spandes is a sooper fun game, dat fur sure. We haff cupples ober alla time to play, don't we, Remi?
Ennyways, I ment, "play spades."

Pou
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

Well iffn you want to borrow SammyWhee's and my leather chaps, chains and whips when you play Spandes, let us know. MOL We have more than we need and can let you borrow thems anytime.

Love, Poivre

>>deir kitties play spandes >>

Iz that da Brit word for spades????? That the kinda trousers mom wears cuz she need that stretchy stuff to fit right. MOL!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

::::::Gonzo pulls his thumb out of his mouth and his pinky paw out of his nose hole just long enough to give his Poppa Pepper a hug and a smooch and then gives Sammy whee, who somehow is gonzo's father and husband, a smooch as well:::::::::

Something went very wrong or very woody allen with this part of the family tree...

((((Unka Sammy, Wheesmom))) hugs an smooches to yu boff...we glowing awl da time fur da boff uf yu...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

GLOWS and prayers still heading your way. We wuff youse!!!

You jess res an sweep as much as you like, Sammy, an know dat efurr in MCV luffs you an your mom. Glows fur alla youse!

Sammy, the one thing that BamBam and I agree on is that we are both GLOWING for you and Wheesmom. I had to explain to her what GLOW is, just like Tinkerbell explained it to me. Now that she understands, we're both sending tons of it your way.

Cuddles
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

and then gives Sammy whee, who somehow is gonzo's father and husband, a smooch as well:::::::

furrs off... giggle.. whees offen wonder how dis happened 2...????
but know it owt dare sumhows... an iffin mhee an pupper can haf a deer fur a son... an meow b gwandpawents 2 a skunk... well, annee possibull... giggle

lufs u awl more dan u cans magine... smooooooooooooooochies an lufs U sammywhee an hims wheesmom 2

way cool unka sammy!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Deer Sammywhee

About driving Wheesmom crazy-
someone we know has a keychain that haz dis motto-

If you are trying to drive me crazy, I am close enough to walk.

We here fink dat you hav Wheesmom, bless her heart, FURRY close enuff.

Hang in dere, Sammywhee, when dat Wheecart is ready, you will be "on wheels". Meanwhile, GLOW continues.

Wuv from Topaze and Willie, in da Sunny Souf

Oops- We hav jusst re-read your original message 'bout Wheesmom and what she iz making furr you, and see dat we had gotten the wrong idea about it.

See, we were finking about dese cart-like fings we had seen pix ov, where aminals wiv paralysed wegs/hind quarters/spines, could be sort ov suspended and held "up-right" on heavy clof, and dere were wheels to help dem moof. So, we fawt you would be maybe zipping on wheels.

Aneehow, we are sure Wheesmom's ingenuity will help you ato the fullest extent pawsible.

Wuv & awl dat. Topaze

Well that woould not be a good thing for that poor kit to haf kitlings at her age. I think maybe them Brits got their dates confoozled.

Sammy, we glad you can always feel our Glow cuz we be sending it non-stop!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10