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Allll Aboarrrd! It's Crooze Time!

MinnesnowtaKits May 29, 2011 07:14 AM

::Cap'n Larry comes out the front door of Clover Blossom Farm:: "My, what a nice day it is today," he says to the robin pikkin wormies outta the lawn. "Sammy was rite ... it's a grate weekend to have a crooze! We can have food and dansin and fun on the crooze, and then a bigg piknik afterwards!"

::Cap'n Larry trots on down to the Catnip Ribber. He hops onto the Snow Princess, and into his cap'n's chair. He starts the paddleboat up, and slowly manoovers it up Catnip Ribber towards Sammy's place. He sees the thruway to the new Nuthouse Ribber, and gently steers the bigg paddleboat that way. He sees that Pepper and Triller have built a new landing by the Nuthouse, and docks the boat there::

"Ahoy, mateys! Anybuddy around? Sammy, did you call effurry up to tell them to meet us here at your house fur the crooze? Tell them to hurry, and the fun will soon begin!"

::Cap'n Larry sits back in his chair, enjoyin the nice day, drinkin a cuppa catnip joe as he waits fur his passenjers and frends to arrive fur the crooze .....::
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Replies (31)

Pepper May 29, 2011 08:45 AM

He sees that Pepper and Triller have built a new landing by the Nuthouse, and docks the boat there::

:::Pepper puts down him shovel, hoe and rake after putting the finishing touches on the new landing andf greets the arrivals:::

Oh hey dere Larry!! We just finished this new landing yesserday. How you like it?

Sammy is lying down in the house resting but he will be here shortly.

We just waiting for every to arrive and then I will go get the extra baskets of food that Sammy haff prepared and we can get this Show Boat on the Road.... or Riber as the case may be!!

Sammywhee May 29, 2011 11:40 AM

hhw... ::::inside Tonks is putting 2geffur awl da lass minute numnums, awong wif sammywhees meds an eggstwaw blanky::::

SAmmy look up an grin as he sees hims hubbykit finishin up da mew dock... oooooh, dis b a gwate day fur a cwooze (goot fin whees in mcv, cuz dare funderboomers wif wheesmom) giggle

Triller and Pupper help sammy climb up on2 da boat... him sooo eggsited... a mice cwooze... yep, dat wat whees awl needs...

smoooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee (who happwhee 2 scape from da mouse fur a whiles...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

PHCatnip May 29, 2011 04:21 PM

Riley and the gang arrive at the Nuthouse just in time to see Capt Larry docking the boat with Pepper's expurrt guidance. The Catnip Kits unload the metal monster.....fishing gear, bait, picnic baskets, snorkeling gear and a few extra picnic baskets for good measure....Riley doesn't like to be aboard ship without lots and lots of yummy stuff to eat. Of course he plans on catching a ton of fish for everyone too!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

TheZooCrew May 29, 2011 04:53 PM

BamBam and Cuddles hurry to the landing at the Nuthouse pulling a wagon full of picnic baskets behind them. BamBam is wearing her new pirate hat and eye patch. I'm ready for duty, Captain Larry, she says with a salute. Cuddles starts unloading picnic baskets full of treats and catnip champagne for the dance party.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

cannonbawlfranci May 29, 2011 06:26 PM

Franci an Tare awife at da Nuthouse. Dey unload big coolers fwull us shrimps an cwabs an lopsturs awl weady fur steaming. Dey ish fowwoed by Oreo, Vester, Caleb, Tita and Willow. Dey gots a cart behind der metal monstur filled wit corn to boil, taters to woast an watermelons fur jusht pwain enjoying...Meows efferyfur, we weady to gooooooooooo....dey get efferyfing stored in da galley an den go to find Sammy.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

MinnesnowtaKits May 29, 2011 07:14 PM

::Russ, Kelby, Henri, and Remi help effurry bring their gear abord the Snow Princess and stow it til they is on their way. Lynsi, Becci, and Paloma direct effurry where to set their food fur now, as it will be a bigg potluk buffay on ship, and later a pikkynikky on shore. Ashli keeps an eyeboll out fur the younger kits so they don't fall oberboard, and gives Timmy the ebil eye when she sees him and Caleb sneekin worms outta the bait containers and puttin them in their pokkets fur hebben-knows-what reason.

::Cap'n Larry greets Cap'n Squashy and introduses him to new Furst Mate BamBam:: "Nice to have you here, Matey BamBam! You'll learn in no time and be purrmoted to Cap'n when you learn more about the boat!::

::The bussle and hussle of actibity resooms as effurry gets their stuff on board, and waits fur last minnit arrivals ....::

TheZooCrew May 30, 2011 12:21 AM

>>Franci an Tare awife at da Nuthouse. Dey unload big coolers fwull us shrimps an cwabs an lopsturs awl weady fur steaming. Dey ish fowwoed by Oreo, Vester, Caleb, Tita and Willow. Dey gots a cart behind der metal monstur filled wit corn to boil, taters to woast an watermelons fur jusht pwain enjoying...Meows efferyfur, we weady to gooooooooooo....dey get efferyfing stored in da galley an den go to find Sammy.
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>>Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

BamBam gets excited when she sees the watermelons. Maybe we can have a watermelon seed spitting contest, MOL. I'm pretty good at that since so many of my teeth are missing!

Cuddles gets excited when he sees his friends coming. This is going to be a great day! He bounces over to help.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Wiscats May 30, 2011 03:14 PM

Wate fur us! Wate fur us!! :::Da Wiscats come flying wiff a bigg baskit of food. MaddyLou is scooting along a warp speed wiff a baskit of toona rolls::: We can't haff a gaffering wiffout Muffin's toona rolls!!!
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

Pepper May 30, 2011 03:47 PM

::Pepper think it time to bring out the horizontal pole and set it up for LIMBO CONTEST!!!::::

Who gonna beed the first one to bend over backwards and dance unner neath this pole???? MOL

:::The Carry Bean moosic start up and the kits are form a line to the left to see how low can they go.........:::

Wiscats May 30, 2011 05:05 PM

Da Wiscats get togeffur and deside dat da onlyest one ob dems what haff a chance to accomplish dis feet is MaddyLou siince she already in sitting posishun. She start praktising lying backwards while scooting wiff her front paw at her side. C'mon, Maddy. You can do it!
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

MinnesnowtaKits May 30, 2011 06:23 PM

Timmy yells "Me, ME, I wanna limbo!" He hunkers down his huge oranjey self and danses under the stick. "Woohoo! Good fing it's 3 feets off the ground!

cannonbawlfranci May 30, 2011 06:59 PM

Tiny littul Willow watches Timmy an finks, wow, he shooooooo hansum...an dis da dance fur me fur shure! She leans back an slips unner da pole wit a couple feet to shpare...meeheehee.

Tita fowwows Willow. Meeheehee she giggles, awl dose years uf hula dancin payin off now...she is kwikly fowwoed by Oreo, den Franci an Finaly Caleb. Haff way thwoo Caleb loses his balance and fawlls on da fwoor. HIs face turns effun redder dan usuall as he wooks wound fur Jojo, hoppeing she not see him..
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits May 30, 2011 07:35 PM

:: Unka John quickly helps Caleb to hims feets. Don't worry, widdle guy, it happun to da best ob dems!
Tita, I just so pwoud ob yu and da ofur Pepsicola kits; yu aww are da cat's meow!!
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Sammywhee May 30, 2011 11:15 PM

dey get efferyfing stored in da galley an den go to find Sammy.
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awww, mhee here... an ready fur da limbo fing... mhee no can stand straights up fur long anneeways... giggle
WHAT??? mhee hafta b on mhee back??? hmmm... Pupper, u hold dis end of da rope... mhee can pull cross it...

psssssst.. Timmy, u come meow wif mhee... iffin u gonna date mhee bootwheefool meecey (an mhee sure u will) mhee wanna haf a mew whees wif u furss... purrrrrrrrwhhhhhhhhheeeeeeees, (sammy gives hims best toofur grin_)

ooooh, looky awl da numnums every brought... maddylou, mhee fink u gonna win da limbo... juss cuz u gots most purractice... wood ya minds tewlin mhee some of u hints fur walkin wif 2 paws beddur dan da uffur 2???

Riley... hmmm, riley, mhee know had sumfin 2 says 2 u... sumfin really goot...but, uh, er, senile now... an furget way 2 easy....
soooooooo, mhee juss gonna gif u a gwate beeg smoooch instead... hhw

lufs u awl so muches fur comin here fur da riffurboat parddee... U sammywhee
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Sammywhee May 30, 2011 11:16 PM

Of course he plans on catching a ton of fish for everyone too!

that was it... mhee mew mhee saw u on da riffur monsters show dis weekend... when did u work wif dis hooman nut??? hhw
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Pepper May 31, 2011 01:51 PM

::after Pepper is released from the emergency room of the horsepital on accounta (C. Binny 2017) because hin threw hims back out trying to do something that is anatomically incorrect trying to impress every doing the limbo danse, him go home and go strait to bed. Him on heavy-duty, industrial-strength pain killers and every hope that Pepper do not become a drug addict when it all over wiff. Woe is him. All over again....

SammyWhee climb in bed with Pepper and they snuggle togedder and watch an old classic movie on the TV and hope every else haff a good time on the crooze, but Pepper giff every fair warning to not touch the ground with the back of thems heads while bending over backwards unner that bar....That a reel "killer" of an activity and Pepper just hope he will be fine in a few months or so:::::

Hulakits May 31, 2011 02:13 PM

Gee, Pepper, so sorry you're missing out on on the fun. Especially all the yummy food we haffing on da cruise!
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

cannonbawlfranci May 31, 2011 02:41 PM

Wow, dat Pepper twurned into a ole mankit...whoda thunk it

One littul hedbang an he owt fur da count....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits May 31, 2011 02:49 PM

Yaa know wat I fink? Aww dose critters dat Pepper gave birf to just ruined hims!
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Sammywhee May 31, 2011 10:16 PM

SammyWhee climb in bed with Pepper and they snuggle togedder and watch an old classic movie on the TV and hope every else haff a good time on the crooze

sorrwhee, whees juss a cuppul of old furs here... lufs u awl sooo muches, but bof haffink juss as muches trubull wif every... (pupper juss no tewl as muches as whees do)... it awlmoss ironic dat him an mhee b dis sicky 2geffur....

sooo soo gwad Gonzo bought da puppercorn in hims ouch fur us...

now... iffin annee owt dare gettin snea sick... whees watcthing awl of dem tremmor moofies... furrom 1 to 6... yes yes yes, ther is a 6... wheesmom gots it fur hur purrday a whiles ago.... hhw...

den dare da mongolian earf worm moofie... an from da depths of da earf... an then whees go in2 da flying creature feature moofies... giggle... aaaaccckkk, safe mhee... safe mhee... no likes giant worms!!!! uh ooooh, b furrwhee quiet... so dem no hears whees... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhw noooooooooooo, wheesmom not bored on satpurrdays... giggle


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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Sammywhee May 31, 2011 10:17 PM

ps... puppercorn b nummy nummy popcorn wif pupper flakes on it... an maybwhee eefun sum tabasco in da buddur sauce...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

cannonbawlfranci Jun 01, 2011 12:30 PM

well, dat cood be dood, glow awl wound
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Pepper Jun 01, 2011 12:42 PM

bof haffink juss as muches trubull wif every... (pupper juss no tewl as muches as whees do)... it awlmoss ironic dat him an mhee b dis sicky 2geffur....

Yes, sadly, I am afraid this is troo. Poor me, Pepper. I weigh barely 6 or so pounds nowadays (down from a high of 13 or 14 pounds in my prime at the age of 7-10 years old some years ago)....I am now *only* 13 years old but time is running out for me at an alarming rate, I am sorry to say. I am a mere skin-and-bones skeleton with black thin fur. I take daily medicine to try and hold off the inevitable. We take it one day at a time and hope for the best and expect the worst. I eat quite well surprisingly enough. I have a very good apetite which is the good news part of this story but my heart is having to work so hard to pump the blood and my metabolism is shot. I burn lots of calories just keeping my hart going.

Another good news is that I continue to be very sociable, playful and affectionate and I am a happy kit no matter what. But it is masking a serious cardio-myopathy health condition (similar to what Lightning had; remember him??)....and my time is running out.

Please, please do not worry about me. I don't even deserve the glow as there are others who need it more; I am doing fine at the moment. I take my heart medication and another pill and I am not suffering or anything like that.

But I felt that since SammyWhee brought it up, that you all might want to know so it won't come as a surprise to you if something were to happen to me in the next few/several months.

Smooches to all of you. Don't worry about me. I am okay.

Love, Pepper also known as "Poivre"

cannonbawlfranci Jun 01, 2011 05:41 PM

(((Pepper))) we furry sowwy to heer dis, we noo yu had sum pwoblums but not dat it was sho bad..glow glow glow dat yu continues comfurtably...an neffur furget, Shorty will be furry happy to see yu wen da time comes, jusht don rush it
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Wiscats Jun 01, 2011 07:49 PM

Oh dear, oh dear Poivre! It me, Pou, and I know dat my MamaMinette (Minuet, Minutter, Manicotti, etc.) would want me to send GLOW and she prolly GLOWing herownself at da Bridge. She luffed you -- we all do. We missed you terribly when you weren't around and we furry happy dat you back wiff us. We are furry upset, howeber, dat you haff da Litening hart dizeeze. We all wish for you to fell sooper goot in alla da rest ob you life, howeber long. We luff you lots and always haff. You haff brought us immesurabul joy and humer and you is priceless.
Lotsa luff,
Pou, Annie, Andre, Simba, Sylvie, Henri, MaddyLou and Simi
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

TheZooCrew Jun 02, 2011 12:40 AM

We are sorry to hear that your condition is so serious Pepper. We didn't even know you were sick! Whether you think you need GLOW or not, there's some ZooCrew heart-healing GLOW coming from us!

Purrs,

BamBam
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

PHCatnip Jun 02, 2011 10:24 AM

Awww Pepper, you just keep doin' what your doin' even if you gettin' smaller doin' it. As much as yur MummyMunchie wants to see you again, she definitely not ready for you to get there any time soon. So we gonna send you lots of Glow anyways cuz we gots plenty for you and any other kits what need it. So you keep eatin' and being your affectionate self and we Glowin' for your ticker to keep on ticking a LOT longer!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Pepper Jun 02, 2011 01:20 PM

Tank Q to all of youse for the warm, kind messages and glow. So many other kits are in such worserer condition than mee, so don't spend a lot of time worrying about me. I doing not so badly other than being a shrinking kit. Mom-Joolie says that my body will soon be like holding a rolling pin-size and then down to a pencil-size, then down to a strand of dry spaghetti-size, then finally down to a strand of hair-size and then "POOF", I will disappear once and for all. I looking forward to it actually. I am thinking it might be fun to become like a stick figger kit!! Or not.

Mom-Joolie so sad about the kits who are displaced in Joplin, Missouri after that horrible tornado. They had a big huge semi-truck taking donations of all kinds (including pet food) pick-up this afternoon to be delivered tomorrow, so Mom-Julie bought quite a lot of dry cat food and gived it to them. It the least she could do, she thinks. She made a cash donation to The Joplin Missouri Humane Society last week and hope that will help as well. If any of youse have any spare change in your Moms' pocket books, will you go get it and mail it there? Their address is 140 E. Emperor Lane, Joplin, MO. I forgetted the zip code but it is on-line if you google it. Thank you so much. Every little bit has got to make a big difference to those peeple and pets.

Well, youse all enjoy the crooze now and don't be fretting about me. I okay. Truly I am. I am not in pain or anything like that, so it's okay.

Love, Pepper

Wiscats Jun 02, 2011 02:13 PM

Poivre, did we eber tell you about our black kitty what we haff now? She is MaddyLou Munchkin (Madeleine-Louise Munchkin). Da Louise is affer our Louis, and da Munchkin is affer Munchkin Catnip.
MaddyLou haff a paralyzed back half so she scoot. She fast, too! She can clime all da way to da top ob da cat trees, and she a furry playful and furry funny kit! She just turned 2 (we figger). She a cool kitty, just like you!

Luff,
Pou
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

Pepper Jun 02, 2011 04:58 PM

Pou,

I do remember that you tolded me about dear, sweet Madeleine Louise. I remember thinking too bad her first name wasn't "Jolie" or "Joliet" and then she would have been named after my very own Mom-Joolie whose *reel* name is:
Juliette Louise McIntosh. MOL But Maddylou is most certainly a bootiful name in of itself.

I was wunnering iz Maddylou engage, marry or odderwise attach? I ask not for myself, SURPRISE!! ~ as I am way too old and sickly now to be tinking of gitting marry to any buddy else. I got enough to think about being marry to wunnerful SammyWhee, but perhaps I would be able to carry Maddylou down the aisle when she do find a fine gentle-kit to marry.

I apologize if she already haff a hubbykit and I didn't know. Or if she is adopted by some udder kit in the Village, but maybe that fadder kit would allow me to share the responsibilities of giffing Maddylou away when her time of marriage come (??). I would be honored but on the odder paw, I do not want to take away the honor of her *reel* fadderkit.

And for the record, Poucette, you have been such a lovely friend to me for so many years. Your Auntie Minuet, er Minutter, er Mousetti, er... your aunt was so special to me and we knew each odder so well. But you, Pou, have a specialness because you share the same birthday, I believe, as my own Mom-Joolie ~ August 14. Of course, my Mom-Joolie is like, centuries, let alone decades and decades older than you but still, it a special connection that you and she share.

I have been so fortunate and blessed to have known so many in your grate family for all these years. XXXOOOO

Love, You Unca Poivre. =^..^=

MinnesnowtaKits Jun 02, 2011 07:02 PM

Aww, Pepper, we is real sorry to hear that the hart fingy isn't going too well fur you, and you is turnin into a sketti-cat. But still feeling good and eatin is a sooperdooper good fing, so you keep that up, okeydoke? SnowtaMom always say as long as a kitty is feelin purrty good and eatin, that is a good sine. Asides, you don't wanna be in a hurry to get to the Rainbow Bridge, on accounta (c Nikki 1841) CindeLu is waitin there fur you, to give you a bigg ol smoochie on the lipps! MOL, I fink you can wait fur that. But seeryously, dood, we is sendin lotsa glow and purrayers that you hang in there fur a good long time, and feel comfy .. and more glow to momJulie, cuz we know it's harder on the moms than the kitties sometimes ... {{{ }}}

Lubby, Jordi

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