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Now, there no reason that you and Sammy gotta just lay in bed at home while we havin fun on the crooze.

HOme??? home??? when did whees go home???

smoooochies an muhces luf, an like pupper, sorrwhee, whees not wanted 2 takes crooze away neefur.... juss awl mellon collies dat day... {{{{{{{{{{lufs u awl}}}}}}}}}}
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

peasa an esses...

mhee an pupper not really been in bet da hole times, no way...
whees been hewlpin take apawrt, fix da motor, re oil and put back 2 geffur da ac in da main woom fur u furs... course, whees hadda get hewlp liftin it up an down, but it was great fun, whees neffur took apart no ac befur... hhw
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

"Timmy," Willow meows. "Did yu bwing yur fishin pole? I gots mine. Oh dood, come on wets go to da stern an see iffun we can catch sum fish. Meeheehee, stern ish da back uf da boat, I fink."
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

::epper and SammyWhee sit on the deck of the crooze ship in the reclining deck chairs sipping they lime mojitos and munching on all sorts of appetizers and snacks from the galley (kitchen); some might call it room service but they no longer in they room. MOL Pepper gots on hims new sunglasses what cost a leg and a leg on accounta (c. Binny 1886) because they is Kalvin Kline name brand glasses. and he also gots on him string bikini because strings now covered him stringy, thin bodee. MOL

Sammy Whee peels grapes and feeds them to PEpper one by one. It a kinky thing to do but they been doing this forever and it a habit now. (Inside humor, I guess). Only they unnerstand. MOL

The waves splash up against the side of the boat and the boat sways back and forth, back and forth. Pepper feel a little bit queasy but he not gonna admit it. Sammy suns him own skinny bodee while him lie on the deck chair and all is good.....

Hey Pepper, yu need sum dramamine? No use spoiling da fun yu haffing by an upset tummy!
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Oh no, Unca John! I iz feeling just fine!! Another Mojito please!!! And another for my sweetie, SammyWhee, too, pleeze!!

Caleb an Jojo sit on deck meowing an watchin da shore pass by. "Wow , Jojo, dis boat ish weally cool. Wanna go xpworing?" "Otay," Jojo meows. "Im aways up fur an adbenture!" Da two yungstres head down da deck an gothwoo a door. Dey wook awound at da large wound tabuls an chairs. In da bak is a big buuffay glittering wit china an cwystal. A pickshur uf Capt. Larry hangs on da wall. Der a shmall dance fwoor an a bandstand wit sum instwuments on it. "Hey," Jojo meows. "Wunner iffun der gonna be life moosic an dancin on dis cwooze." "I dunno," meows Caleb. "It shure wood be fun doh, woont it."

Dey come to anuffur door an pass thwoo it. Dey ish in a woom filled wit books an picshures. Fotogwafs! They wander awound da room wookin at awl da pickshurs.."Oh my doodness," Caleb meows. "Look at dis one, it dat elderlykit Pepper an he sittin wit a pwetty wittul gway kit wit a parasol. My doodness, dat gwamma Shorty! I heard da owldur kits meowing stories bout dem."

Jojo giggles, "but why ish he da pne wearing da pink bikini?" "I dunno," Caleb meows. "But fwum some uf da stuff I heard, dey was a weal wild bunch back den. Wow, wook at dis one! Cood dat be gweat gwamma Munchie? She was sum looker bak den. Ah heer, dat da west uf da Catnips. Wow, dey awl wook sho yung an happy an wike dey haffin such fun." "Oh caleb, look at dis one, da Wiscats, an offur heer da st.Louis kits. " Jojo lets owt a lowd skweel uf lafftur. "Caleb come look yu not gonna beleef dis one. Look it Tares, no wunner dey cawled him antenna ears." Da two kits roll on da fwoom meowing der tayuls off....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Meanwile, back on deck, Willow an Timmy bait der hooks an thwow der lines in da water. Dey lean against da rail an watch da water waiting fur sumfing to take da bait...suddenwy Willow fweels a hawrd tug on hur line. "Oh, Timmy, I gots a bite! An its a biggun! Hewlp me! Dont wet it get away! Timmy dwops his pole on da deck an gwabs Willows an stwarts reeling in da line...Akkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dey boff yell, Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Franci an Tare, sittin in deck chairs enjoying the sun, hear Willow an Timmy yellin from farther down da deck. Dey jump up an run towards da commoshun. Vester zooms by dem at a dead run..."Willow, Willoooooooooow, Im coming!! Daddy is on da way!"
Oreo streaks by hurownself. Dey awl weach da two kits stwugglin wit da fishin pole, da big shark chewin his way up da line. He weaches da wailing an wooks awound. "Ware ish she, ware ish dat kit wit da parasol wat nearly kilt me? I nose dis boat an I nose she here!"
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

And another for my sweetie, SammyWhee, too, pleeze!!

sammywhee giggle as da mowhee toez cats up 2 him...
Ahhh, Pupper hunnyluflufdood, dis b da life... mhee coodn't b happwhee er 2 b heres wif u an awlla mcv... hhw...
watcha fink whees cood gets in2??? u meow whees gotsa cauze sum kindsa trubbull... whees can't wet da wil ones fink whees ole!!! giggle

"Ware ish she, ware ish dat kit wit da parasol wat nearly kilt me? I nose dis boat an I nose she here!"

ooooh, pupper dis b whees time... "uuuuu whoooooo, oh mr shark... whees gots u cuffured"
... giggle,
::::sammy an pupper throw a kwilt offur mr shark::::

u wanna cum fur dindin??? whees purromise 2 b mice...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

:: Unka John looks on dis scene, hims eyes big as sawsers! Franci, I don't remempurr dis. Could yu tell us again how dis happened? Fanks.
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Well Unka John, yu shee, many years ago on anuffur cwooze on da pwincess, Mamma Shorty was fishing off da boat an she cawt a shark an went offurboard..she managed to get away fwum him an swam to a wife pweserfur an den got back on board...wooks wike dat ole shark been hanging awound waiting fur hur to weturn...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hmmmm, I wunner iffen we could use Shorty's parasol to teech dis shark a purrmanent lesson to not mess wiff da MCV kits? Wat yu fink?
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Dat parasol workeded on mee, so I bet it wud work ona shark, too. MOL Peppurrr

giggle.. .mhee fink parrasollls gots magical powers in dem aneeways... here wil sharky.. u wants sum din din

NOT MHEE, u silly, but how bouts sum toona rolls???
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}