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da riffurboat reaches da nuthouse fair?

Sammywhee Jun 12, 2011 10:39 PM

while whees been on tour, wheesmom has put da keytees an goggies an bun 2 wurk building a fair like setting....

dare b a tatoo boof, a snowcone pwace,
a bouncey catmoolk bed,
sekwet paths coffured in dangling foil balls... (course filled wif fresh nip)

wheeeee... 5 pieces of kibble, donated 2 da kiddumorfange... u get one free swipe on da goggie wif a vroom fing...
dare lots an lotsa furs... puppy bear b half chow, an nortee b half poodle... dare muches furs 2 b had... course dare will b a nekked peep show later in da nite fur da oller kits wat wanna laff at nekked goggies (it ok, da goggies know it fur a goot cause) awl in goot fun.

needs a fur wif a spinnink wheel... who gots dat one??? an who gots a loom fur da furs. riley, duz u haf a loom???
Fwanci whees sure u cood knits dis in2 mice rugs fur da lil ones 2... dat mean u gets 3 free swipes... hhw

also cross da small riffur behind da mouse b da dunkin boof ready an waitin fur anuffur 2 pway here 2 an take turns bein dunked...

larry, becci... uh, dare anee more chiggums whees can puts da yeggs in a basket an guesses fur how manee???

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oooh, dis b much fun!!!!

wait wait wiat... whees b missink da race pawrt... mhee 2 ole 2 puts anyfur on mhee back... hmmmmmmmm, no fink pupper cood lets mhee on hims back??? Sooooo, who feewlin up 2 us watchin u dis year... whees pwace da bets!!!

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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Replies (11)

Pepper Jun 13, 2011 11:47 AM

course dare will b a nekked peep show later in da nite fur da oller kits wat wanna laff at nekked goggies (it ok, da goggies know it fur a goot cause) awl in goot fun

Furrget about the goggies!! :::says Peppurr who not waste a one moment pulling on the zipper and taking off him thin black furcoat and him all pink unner neath. Him not shy one tiny bit. Him amongst friends afterall. Him parade around and some newer kits hide them eyes as to see such a sight but Peppur thrilled to hear some wolf whistles as well.... but enough about Zade and Tares. MOL

Peppurr like the au natural feeling and iffn any want to pay to see him, well all the better. It to raise money for a gud cause, Peppurr sure of it.:::

Where oh where is my hubbywhee, Sammy? Oh! Dere him iz. Over by the stream. I think I shall lie down here and catch some rays of sun on my skinny, pink bodee.

::Photo below shows Peppurr's tummy zipper what comes in handy now and then:::

cannonbawlfranci Jun 13, 2011 02:20 PM

TARE MEOWZERS, FWUNT AN SENTUR! Wat yu finking whishling at a nekkid boykit? Wat kinda xsampul yu settin fur da yunguns? Franci gwabs Tare by da ear an leads him off...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits Jun 13, 2011 05:39 PM

Uh oh! Wunner how long Tare gonna be in da goggie howse?
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Mrs. Tita Pita, da hulakit. Now liffing in Pepsicola.

Tarrigo Jun 17, 2011 08:43 PM

Babykit Maxwell slips between the gwownups and peeks in.
THUD.

Sammywhee Jun 18, 2011 05:51 AM

Babykit Maxwell slips between the gwownups and peeks in.
THUD.

::::sammywhee sees Maxwell, and can't hewlp but hewlp hims:::::

sammy puts maxwell up on his dunking platform, giggles and promises him he will catch him when he falls...

u're just 2 keyute!!!! fangs sooo muches fur takin mhee spot fur a few... it a wong way down fur an ole whee!!!

smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch~~~~
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

PHCatnip Jun 14, 2011 07:24 PM

I must have a loom someplace. Mom keeps calling me a loomatik, so I must have one somewhere. Just dunno where. Can I sign up for one of them tattoos? Is them the semi-permanent ones? I can only have one if it doesn't last for more than a year.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Sammywhee Jun 14, 2011 11:34 PM

bfur whees furgets, yep da tattoos b unpurrmanent... an whees can't wait fur da loomatic... sheesh.. u maked wheesmom spit coke on mhee (hur normally dwinks dem diet fings, but fawt coke wif shaved ice wood b goot fur shoogar leffuls) silly hoomans... u meow coke do sticky on fur ... hhw

Wat yu finking whishling at a nekkid boykit? Wat kinda xsampul yu settin fur da yunguns?

UUUUuuuhhh, Fwanci.. u do meow mhee meowied 2 TWO BOYkits rite??? hhw... since whees awl tootered ur played spades whees not fink it maddur no more... it furree cool 2 sees nekked skins... it sof sof like a baby butt... (at leaast dat wat mhee hear) lol... sooooo, wif mhee pupperhubbykits purrmission... here him b in awl his glory... an yes, dat mhee bwing hims speedo back... mhee borrowed it fur da dunkin boof... hhw

smoooooooooooooooooochies an muches lufs, U sammywhee (who fink whees need anuffur painter in da family... chlo painted awl da goot fings like dat) hay TONKS... u likes being painted??? ooooh, mew idea fur booth, paint da keytee... giggle
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Sammywhee Jun 14, 2011 11:36 PM

lidder box lumps!!!!... mhee furgots 2 posty da peeksoor ... hhw

Pepper Jun 15, 2011 02:07 PM

::eppurr just love, love, loves this photo (not-actual-size, though) of himself and SammyWhee sun bathing. Him feel so comfortable in hims own skin as they meow. Au-naturale is so refreshing on a breezy, sunny day. ::::

cannonbawlfranci Jun 15, 2011 07:57 PM

Da point Unka Sammy ish dat Tare ish a meowried kit! He not sposed to be wishuling at any fur boy or gurl , furred or unfurred, sept ME!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sammywhee Jun 16, 2011 04:09 AM

Au-naturale is so refreshing on a breezy, sunny day. ::::

hhw whees meow him meowied 2 u Fwanci... whees juss sees nuffin wong wif its... sorry, bad Tares, bad Tares... eefun doh it purrobabwhee awl r fawlt, huh pupper... whees juss look 2 gwate furless...

sammy wheemembers wheesmom lesson reaches offur an gets da sunbwock owt an rub it on hims hubbywhee...

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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

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