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Franci wooks wound. She shees hur weflekshun in a winnow. "Oh, my doodness," she meows. "Where am I? How did I get into dese stwange cwose?" she meows, "doh I muss meow I do wook pwetty shawrp in dem." She adjushts hur hat a bit an shmiles to hur ownself.

"Awllllllllllll Aboooooooard", da condutur cawlls. Franci wooks wound at da big bwoo twain huffin an puffin at da twack. "Well, why not," she finks to hurownself an steps on board.

She finds a ticet in hur handbag wit a compawrtment nummer on it. "Oh, der it ish rite der," she meows ash she steps inshide. She stands in da doorway watcdhing da offur passungers go by wooking fur der own compawrtments. "Oh, dat ladykit wooks wike a moofee stawr, ohhhhhhhhhh an wook at dat elegant ladykit offur der, she wooks wike royalty, shooooooooooo elegant. Effun has a maidkit wit hur. Awwwwwww, dat ladykit looks sho sad...oh, wunner who dat mankit ish, I not wike da wook uf him at awll...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

NO one elsh passes fur a few minits, den, a short, fluffy ladykit passes by muttering to hurownself, followed by a gentleman kit wit a stwiking military bearing. Nesxht comes a yung cupul shmartly dwessed in da latesht fasions uf da time.,, Dey ish fowwoed by a rouwnd , jofial lookin kit, and a tall dappererly dwessed kit wit a monocle..."doodness, Franci meows softwy to hurownself, "I not nose ware dis twain ish going, an I not nose how I gotted here, but I fink dis may be a furry inturwesting twip!" Da twains whissul shounds and da conductor shuts da door. Da wheels begin to cwickity cwack as da twain pwulls owt uf da station. Franci goes into hur compawrtment an sits down to haff a dood think...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Da conduter stwarts down da passege winging da bell fur dinnur. Franci gets up, stwaitens hur dwess an puts her hat back on. She fowwos da conductur thwoo da cars to da dining car. Da mater dee gweets hur at da entwance an shows hur to a tabul. He pwulls owt a chair fur hur at a tabul wit thwee offur kits. Da moofee actwess looking ladykit, da dapper dan kit, an a raffur portly gentlement wit astonishing wiskurs. Furry wong an curled up at da ends. Franci twies not to sthare. Da gentulmens sthand ash she ish seated. " Dood effening effery," she meows. "Dood effening , madame,: dey meows.."Ohhhhhh," meows da aktwssy type kit, "yur awsho fwum da states. I liff in Catafurnia myownself. I'm Mandy Wishats, and dis fine looking gentlemankit is my fwend Video Gardner." Da portly kit meows Dood effening an intwoduses hisownself as, Urcule Parrot. "Doodness,' Franci finks, "wat a stwange aksent he has." She nods a gweeting to da gwoup and meows, "my name ish Franci Meowzers. Furry nice to meet yu awl."
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Urcule Parrot. "Doodness,' Franci finks, "wat a stwange aksent he has."

oooh , wuf da Agafa Christwhee stories... dem on netfwix...

peas an esses, tares u meow dis awl in goot fun.... mhee still realing offur u whistle at mhee an pupperhubbyllufdood...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Fwanci bwinks an stares at da stwange cweature befur hur. "How hansum he ish," she finks. "Sho well dwessed in dindin jackit an top hat an cawwying a cane wit a wolfs head on da top. But why ish he wearing dat mask?" Da uffur gentlemenkits rise, "Pwease, join ush, sir." Room ish made fur him at da table. Franci continues to watch him fwum da kornur uf hur eye ash da confursation awound da tabul continues. She notices him gwancing surreptishushwy awound da dining car, his gwance finawy settling on da regal looking owldur ladykit she had seen urlier. "Oh my," she finks, "would yu wook at da size uf da ruby she ish wearing. Wonner if dat fing ish real. It da size uf a eggie."
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

(no worrwhee Tares, dis awl a goot pway)

(hhw, joinink da riffur gwoup in2 dis 2)

peas an esses... way way way 2 much sci fi channull on satpurrdays... giggle
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}