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wat is dis MOLE asses????

Sammywhee Jun 18, 2011 06:11 AM

ok, well, so u awl meow mhee been eatink wateffur wheesmom gif mhee... but sheesh.. hur fink mhee a wil bit starfink fur bwoods (iron) sooo, hur stawrted puttink mole asses in mhee own snerial.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek... like da sweet pawrt... den fink dem bewong 2 da backside of a mole, an wanna trow up!!!

mhee an wheesmom , ok, mostwhee wheesmom, haf decided since it hot hot hot an da ac juss now (will wurk wif a toggle switch) dat whees b more an more creatures of da nite.... NO.... really, hur put on dem brite owtside lites an do stuffs owt dare affpurr dark... watturink, pwantink, cweanink up affpurr dem goggies... awl of dat stuffs... sheeeeeshhhh...
howeffur it do b soooooooooooooo mice 2 sweep when it cool in da betwoom... an awl mice an dark from da curtains, etc, 2 makes it vampire pwoof!! hhw

sees u soon... smooooochies an lufs, u sammywhee...

sigh... asses from moles??? wat is a whee 2 do????
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Replies (8)

Sammywhee Jun 18, 2011 06:12 AM

hhw, peas an carrots... whees juss now goin sweepy by...nites nites nites an pweasant daydreams .. whees furrends...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

ttpurr4cat Jun 19, 2011 06:12 AM

Well at weast da mole asses tastes goot. Hope dat air conditioner tingy starts feeling betterer soon caz it gonna get hot, hot, and hot!!!!!!!! Wuff youse

ttpurr4cat Jun 19, 2011 06:15 AM

Well at weast da mole asses tastes goot. Hope dat air conditioner tingy starts feeling betterer soon caz it gonna get hot, hot, and hot!!!!!!!! Wuff youse

TheZooCrew Jun 19, 2011 08:13 AM

>> ok, well, so u awl meow mhee been eatink wateffur wheesmom gif mhee... but sheesh.. hur fink mhee a wil bit starfink fur bwoods (iron) sooo, hur stawrted puttink mole asses in mhee own snerial.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek... like da sweet pawrt... den fink dem bewong 2 da backside of a mole, an wanna trow up!!!

Ewww, that is gross, Sammy!

>>mhee an wheesmom , ok, mostwhee wheesmom, haf decided since it hot hot hot an da ac juss now (will wurk wif a toggle switch) dat whees b more an more creatures of da nite.... NO.... really, hur put on dem brite owtside lites an do stuffs owt dare affpurr dark... watturink, pwantink, cweanink up affpurr dem goggies... awl of dat stuffs... sheeeeeshhhh...
>>howeffur it do b soooooooooooooo mice 2 sweep when it cool in da betwoom... an awl mice an dark from da curtains, etc, 2 makes it vampire pwoof!! hhw
>>

My Mommy hates the heat because of that COPD thing making it harder for her to breathe, so we do a lot of things at night too.

Purrs,

BamBam
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BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Sammywhee Jun 19, 2011 08:52 PM

ok ok... well, dat toggull switch was fine, till it gots hoomid owt... den da whole fing fwozed up... dat why whees gots a box fan blowin on da pooter while whee twy an meow wif youse... gurrrrrrrrrrrrffff... it much cooler in whees betwoom, but dare onwhee a cabull fur teefee... it wood b furree hard 2 gets dis in dare....an an an an an ... gwandpaw ordered a fermometer fur da ac... wat will b in "tooseday" u meow dat mean in da nest 2 weeks... but still... whees will gets dare...

as fur dem ooky nasty mole asses fings... mhee pushed mhee lil paws wif awl mhee mites an will NOT eats it~~~~ (poor wheesmom, hur twy so hard 2 makes every ok fine)...
but u awl meow how fussy a whee can b... giggle...

smoooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

PHCatnip Jun 19, 2011 09:52 PM

Sound like wheesmom takin' real good care of you. {{{{{Sammy}}}}}
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The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

JebSpenceBailey Jun 20, 2011 01:34 PM

Heehee Sammy..dis reminded Kaffy uv a joke dat her daddy told her a long time ago, but she had only remempurred da punchline. Lukilee da internet had it:Here it iz:
There where 3 moles, a papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole. They all lived on a farm. One moring the papa mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, Ooh i smell bacon" The mama mole wanted to smell it too, so she stuck her head out of the mole hole. "ooh, i smell eggs!" Baby mole wanted to smell this too, but there wasn't enough room for his head too fit out of the hole. "all i smell is mole-asses"

Sammywhee Jun 20, 2011 04:27 PM

awwwwww.. whees gwanmaw useda tewl dat joke 2... it were furrwhee similar wif same punch wine... giggle...
lufs u awl... an gonna twy an eats sum of dem ooky tastin fings in mhee snerial again 2day... gurrrrrrrrffff

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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

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