mhee wants a fafur furrom awlla mhee luf furrends...
iffin u no wood minds 2 muches... wood u, uh, er, purrwhees asks u pawents 2 maybwhee snip a wil bits of u furs an eefur tie it wif tread, tape it, ur juss puts it in titely twisted pappur???
mhee wants 2 keeps u wif whees aways... wheesmom wants 2 gets a locket fur mhee furs...an mhee fink it wood b gwate 2 puts awlla u furs inside a stuffed (kids stuffed toy) aminal an keeps u wif whees fureffur???
know dis mite seems kinda morbid 2 sum of youse... but wheesmom fink it mice 2 haf souls close.... watcha finks effurwhee???
is wheesmom nutso more dan normal??? well, duh!!! hhw... woods u, mhee bestest furrends minds dis???
wet whees meow, an u can aways emeowl fur dress, ur asks one of mhee furries who gots it here... (mhee give purrmission 2 passes owt mhee snail meowl 2 uffur mcv residents) 
lufs u awl... an hope u not fink whees went offur da deep end... cuz it will get cwazier da longer u meow whees.... hhw
smoooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}


But we'll send you some of ours as soon as she can get us to sit still long enough to brush us.