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affur heering a noise in da hawl, Franci wolls offur an goes back to shleep. At lasht hur eyes opun an she sees a bit uf sunlite behind da winnow shade. She sits up, "dats funny", she finks. " We on a twain but we not moofing." She gets up an goes to da winnow. "Oh, my, wook at awl dat shnow." She shiffurs a bit an begins to dwess. "Doodness, it haff pasht eight", she meows lookin at da cwock. Finaly she steps into da hawll and heads fur da dining cawr in surch uf bweakfast. She enters an wooks wound fur a tabul. Da onwy seat ish wit da elegant kit wit da monocul. She sits down an picks up da menu while da waiterkit pours hur a cup uf nip tea...

Suddenwy awl heads twurn toward da door. Da elegant pwincess kit storms into da dining cawr. "I want to speak to someone in awfurity, IMMEDIATLY," she demands....da conductur steps furward, "Madam, what is rong?" he asks. "Rong, rong yu meow? I'll tell yu wats rong, my ruby ish gone!"

"Utho," Franci meows to hurownself, as a hush fawlls offur da room.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

mhee hee whee, juss 2 "shake" fings up a lil bit...

'luf u'
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

sigh... fwanci... why no one keep up wif deese treads no mores???? do u meow how 2 puts dem on top???? mhee luf continuink freads... an yes mhee know dare a neffur endink storrwhee board... but mhee stay in one pwace... u know how funnee a whee can b... sigh...

smoooooooooooooooochies an lufs, an keeps u kittink needles close, juss in cases...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

I dunno Sammy, gesh dey jusht dont wanna, wunner sumtimes iffun any effun weads dem, but dat otay it fun to rite dem anywho...iffun dey wanna be ole stick in da muds an not join in, dat up to dem
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

We reads them, Franci! But we not so 'maginatiff like you guys iz so we don't often purrticipate cuz we feel stupid when we can't think of a goot story line to go with the flow.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Well dat da shilliest fing we effur hurd, yu aways writes dood stuff...an we no care how dood it ish anywho, it jusht to haff fun an iffun it jusht get shilly or sumfing sho wat, effery wikes to laff...sho nock it off wit da scuses, an get busy
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Da cunducktor leeds da Pqincess to a tabul an pwulls owt a chair fur hur. Da odd wooking kit wit da wong shiskurs comes offur to da tabul.."Madame, " he meows, "I am da gweat Urkul Parrot, pwease welate to me wat yu nose uf dis situmashon. Yu may resht asshured dat I will get to da bottum uf it!" "Harumph,: she meows. "Awl I nose ish last nite the ruby was next to me on da tabul in my compawrtment and dis morning it was not der."

Franci thinks hawrd. "Monsoor Parrot," she meows. "I heard a noise in da hawll lasht nite. I wooked at my cwock it was two fifteen. I wooked owt but der was nobody der."

"Aha," meows Parrot, "I too hurd a noise in da nite. Can dis be a coinshidense? I shay NO. We musht kwestun effery on da twain as to where dey were at two fifteen..."
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita