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Urkle Parrot has da cunduktor kit make a lisht uf awll da passungers in da cawr. He pwans to kwestshun dem one by one ash to der wareabouts at da time uf da cwime, der alibies, an der weason fur being on da twain...sho effery gets on yur finking caps.

Passungers

Mrs Franci Meowzers, housewifekit an busynesswomankit
Mr Riley Catnip, metalmonster salesman
Miss Simi Wiskit, stawr uf stage an skween
Da Lady Willow Pepsicola , engaged to
Sir Timmy Snowtakit, gweat white hunter
Capt Gus Noblekit, awrmy officer
Paloma Abykit,personal secwetary to
Pwincess Tita Hulakit (da victim uf da cwime)
Lady Zade, womankit uf da wurld, escorting hur nefews
Griz an Loki to der bording skool
Mr Vester Idyhokit and his wife Oreo, toorists on bakashun
Poucette, Duchess uf Wiscatsin
Lady Jordi an hur companion Lorde Caleb, fwends uf Lady Willow

Be pwepared, yu will be cawlled one by one to giff yur alibies fur da nite uf da cwime
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Verry well den, meows Urkle Parrot, fursht on da list ish Franci Meowzers. Mrs Meowzers , pwease to be seated. Now den, Madame meow to me wat yu are doing on da bwoo twain and wat yu were doing lasht nite.

Ahem, Franci begins hur tayul, why I am on da twain I am not shure. I fownd myownself at da station jusht as da twain was about to depawrt an der was a tickit in my bag. It was fate or sumfing, sho I got on board. Affur da twain depawrted da stashun, I went to da dining cawr fur dinner. I shared a tabul wit a couple uf gentlemen an dat aktwess ladykit. A stwange maskt fur joined us during owr meal. Den we went to da cwub car fur a dwink. I did notise da elegant ladykit wit hur big ruby awound hur neck. I neffur saw a sthone so big. Furry hawrd to miss. I was kwite tired an wetired urly to my bed. Sometime during da nite, I wooked at my cwock, it was two fifteen, I heard a noise in da hawl. I got up an looked owt but saw only a bit uf red cloth passing thwoo da door at da end....someone making a late bisit to da litterbox, I pwesumed
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Fank yu Mrs Meowsers, dat ish a furry inturwesting statement, yu may go bout yur buziness.

Da nexsht name on my lisht ish Mr Riley Catnip, Please Mr Catnip haff a seat an tell to me yur tale uf last effening...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hmmmm, I fink an impurrtent cloo is dat red clothingdat Franci saw!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

snow bunawhee slinks owt furrom unner da bunk...

mee not on u list, cuz mee a stowaway... it juss looked like a fun twip, an mee not had a ticky??? here, u want sum purpull cloffur???
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

A STOWAWAY!! Fursoof! Come here monsoor Bunna, purhapps yu nose more dan yu imagine...now, ware were yu hiding an wat did yu shee?

Come, come, dont be shy
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

::ou starts hearing alla da skuttlebutt and whispurrs and gossip around wiff da passenjers and wunners what's up?:::
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

Zade hussles into da car where Uncle Perrot is, her two charges in tow. She raises herself up to full height and peer over her spectacles at him....

I hear you are asking all passenjers about dere whereabouts last nite. I do NOT want my nefews subjected to any ob dis nonsense. Dey are young and impressionable. It is my responsibility to escort dem to dere summer skool and camp. Dis is a happy time and a happy twip fur dem.

Now I will inform you ob our whereabouts last nite so we will no longer be disturbed. At about 6:00 we were in da dinink car haffink supper. Just the boys and I were at da tabul and only a few others were in there. It is beyond me how few eat supper at da proper time. But I had a lovely dinner ob roast beast and gravy, wiff a side ob mashed taters and some sort ob vegetabul which I did not care to partake of. After dinner I had a glass of sherry. The boys each had grilled cheese sammiches and a bowl of mice cream fur dessert.

Upon finishing our meal, we returned to our stateroom, where I proceeded to write a short letter to the boys parents and then I retired to my bed to read. The boys played some ridiculous video game until bedtime. I escorted them to the litterbox about 10 pm and saw 1 gentleman hurry past me goink the opposite direction. He appeared deep in thot and barely gave me the courtesy of a nod as we passed. Upon taking care ob our toilets, the boys and I returned to our stateroom and retired for the night. We all slept throo the nite and arose at 7 am.

I trust this will satisfy your curiosity as to our whereabouts as I do not intend to discuss this matter again.

Good Day Sir

And with that Zade marched the boys in tow back to their stateroom.
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Madame, Madame, a kwestshun, iffun yu wood be sho kind...can yu describe dis gentlemankit, wood yu know him again? And really I musht speak wit da boys.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sir, I really paid no attenshun to this man. It seems that he was gray and maybe wore glasses. I do remember that he had a striking walking stick which was quite ornate. I paid more attenshun to the stick than I did to him.

As to talkink to the boys, they are underage and I simply cannot allow them to be drawn into this mess.

I am sure you unnerstand.

Good Day again

Zade
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Grizz an Loki wook at aeach uffur an gwin. Wow dis ish so cool. A wobbery, wat say we do a wittul inbestigating uf owr own..
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

::ou meets up wiff Zade on her was to da brekkfist bar in da dining car. (She haff Simi wiff her. Simi is going to a moosik kamp.) Zade meows efurryfing she know about the sityooashun to Pou. Pou deside to take da upper paw, just like Zade did. She and Simi eat brekkfist and visit da LB, den she settle Simi back in deir stateroom wiff her book, an go looking fur Detectiff Perrot.:::

Mr. Perrot, my name is Poucette Wiscat-Snowta. I am on dis trip wiff my granddawterkit, Simi, taking her to moosik camp. I unnerstand dat you wants to know da whereabouts ob efurry kit last nite. Here's what we did. We wented to da dining car fur dindin about 7 pm. Simi had a hangaburger and fries (I gotta get dat kit eating more helfy), and I had chiggun. Afferward we went back to our stateroom where we played Parcheezy, and den went to sleep about 10:30. We neber herd ennyfing or saw ennyfing eiffur. We gotted up dis morning at our yoosual 8 am. I hope dat satisfy your need ob infurmashun. Fank you and gootbye.
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The 8 Wiscats:
Henri
Simba
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
Simone-Mireille
Poucette-Noelle
Andre-Guillaume
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going -- right now mom cat Licorice plus 3 girl kittens (Peppermint, Truffle and Fudge) and boy kitten (Lollipop) RIP Nougat and Taffy ~~

Well now, Franci finks to hurownself, as she fowwos da lady cawlled Pou an hur "gwanddawter". Iffun dat ish Simi Wiscat, den who was da lady at my tabul lasht nite who said she was Simi Wiscat? An ware ish she dis morning?
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Franci sees da older ladykit spying on da gwoup in da dining cawr. Hmmmmmmmmm She actin furry sushpishush. I fink I will follow hur an shee wat she is up to...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Come here monsoor Bunna, purhapps yu nose more dan yu imagine...now, ware were yu hiding an wat did yu shee?

furrss off unka parrot... i am a gurl snow bunna whee....

'snow bunna whee, bendy's gurl'
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Urkle Parrot leans back in his seat an stwokes hish whiskers. A gray kit, a fancy walking sthick, a bit uf red cwoth ...furry inturwesting, Da littul gray cells will haff much work...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

:::Riley steps up to Urkel Parrot and begins to shake and stutter:::::
Can you come closer Mr Parrot? I hafta kinda keep my voice down, you know? Uh....last night you meow? Where was I? Last night? Well lemme see now....I...er...I...well, I went to this here poker game you see. It was sorta on the seedy side of town, so don't tell my hu-mom, ok? She don't like it when I go there. Anyway....there was these 5 other guys and we all sat around this here table and ...er....uh....well...I know gambling is illegal but I must confess. I gambled on the ponies. Oh no wait...poker, I gambled on the pokers. No, no, that's not right either. Ok ok, I'll tell the truth, the whole truth and nothin' but the truth....I went downtown to get me a stash of catnip. And I had to test it before buying it of course and I guess it was some really good stuff because I took a couple of sniffs and the next thing I know I'm wakin' up in bed with Miss BoomBoom. Please don't tell my hu-mom. Bad enough I sneeked out and went downtown, but she's really flip a gasket if she finds out I was nappin' with BoomBoom. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Parrot stwokes his whiskers, "hmmmmmm, dat is a furry inturwesting story. Howeffur, Mr Catnip, I do not beleef one wurd uf it. How cood yu possibly be downtown with dis 'boomboom cweature when yu were on a twain...an yu awr sthill on a twain...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Uh...I borrowed Sammywhee's transporter???
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

nice twy!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita