Dis iz Jebbie an' I furry hissed off!
Mommy had ta go out. So she tol' Kaffy she had ta giff me my medasin. I figgered Kaffy'd furget. No such luck. I wuz hidin way in da bak uv Jefer's klozit wen Kaffy camed ta get me. Wen she pikked me up, I put up a good fite. But Kaffy put me on da kitchen cownter (Bailey kept tryin ta help me outta my predikamint. Fanks kid
) I kept on wrigglin around wile Kaffy kept tryin ta get my mouf open. She kept meowin ta me "Dis'll make you feel better Jebbie an it's fur yore OWN good." Alla sudden SKWIRT! Into my mouf da medasin went!BLECCHH!!YUKKY!! Stoopid hoomin!! My one consulashun wuz dat I left a cuppla scratch marks on hers sholder. Dat'll fiks HER butt!! Hey Maddy hunny? You fink you can fiks yore ol' Unka Jebbie a toona roll wiff Ekstra toona in it tanite pleez? Fank mew xo.
Luff,
Jebbie


