Norton::
ok, well, soo, it was a horribull day owtside wif da furstest really hot day (over 90) in a whiles... an wheesmom aways gots da weafur on when da sky feewl funnee owtside... woofs had juss gone owt so hur was checkink... them say dat storms b far 2 wheeoofs east... soooo, mice an peaceful woofs an kits an bun was sleepin in da beeg woom wif wheesmom onna couch... an KAAAAAAABLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Thunder.... now wheesmom likes storms, but dis one eefun maked hur jump... Puppy Bear no no no no likes thunder.. him keep askin moof wat so beeg it growl dat loud?? Well, da sky do... but wheesmom not fraid, why u???
annee... how offen do u muses lies 2 u furs???
oh oh oh, an sendin glowhees down 2 flurida fur dat bad ole hisscane fing!!!!
slobbery drooly kisses, U're Norton da Pupkey
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

