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Victoria::: I have a defectiff mommy

Tarrigo Sep 06, 2011 07:39 PM

Humph. Well, she IS nice enuff, but da wast few days haff not been pwomising. First she leafs town and leafs me behind. Da kids were nice enuff and kept me fed, but they don't bwush my lofely furs. I haffn't had a bwushing in 4 days!!!! Den, just when mommy gets back home, her gets sicky and goes to bed and doesn't take me! Her is up now and I'm waiting for my bwushing.
****taps toes***

Replies (14)

cannonbawlfranci Sep 06, 2011 07:56 PM

so get hur fixt?
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

NYC_NYIfan Sep 06, 2011 07:56 PM

Dear sister in TUDE,
Youse gotta rememmer dat hoomins iz limited. Dey iz clearly ob subfeline intelligens so you can't expec too much from dems. So give her some slack. Cathy

PS: GLOW for yor mommy.

Orrygone4 Sep 06, 2011 08:03 PM

::::Grizz gets out his crayons and lined paper and sits down to write a real letter::::

Dear Victoria,

I has a bwush. I can come bisit you and bwush your bootiful, oustandinkly luffly furz. Let me know when it is conbenient fur you.

Your faiful serbant,
Grizz

:::: Grizz puts da letter in an enbelope, seals it, puts and stampy on it and runs to da mailbox to get it sent out immejiatly :::

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Sammywhee Sep 06, 2011 08:11 PM

snowbunnawheegurl:::

furrss off, Gizzz... awwwwwwwwwww.. u is one speshul keytee... juss like mine bendyfurs... him wood brushes mee 2 wifout askink...
see, buns needs brushin dis time year, cuz wee no can hack up hair bawlls... (it a bun fing) sooo, iffin no brush cood become sickwhee an eefun die... soooooo... mee gots wheesmom wrapped round lil toe... Victoria... sure wheesmom wood brush fur u 2... hur no leaf house... sept lass weekend.... (THUMP) ... it like u toe tappin, onwhee it a hard back foot thump when upsetted!!! giggle

soft bunna kisses, snowbunnwhee...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Tarrigo Sep 07, 2011 07:23 PM

Dat could be luffly. How about on Fursday?

Sammywhee Sep 07, 2011 10:31 PM

Snowbunna::
victoria; wheesmom say annee times u want 2 shows up u welcome... mine brush is rite by da teefee where mee like 2 cuddull.... see u soon...

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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

Tarrigo Sep 08, 2011 11:16 AM

Mommy woke up in da midle of da night last night so I got her to giff me more cuddles and anuffer combing. Dat way I was awl pretty for my weight check today at da vetdoc's.
They admired me pwoperly.
I was up to 6.4 pounds which mommy says isn't enuff yet.

Sammywhee Sep 08, 2011 08:40 PM

wheesmom:::

sooo eggsited, mhee gets 2 giv lil victoria brushes 2day... eefun tole "gramma noblekit" hur unnerstans likes whees do here...

smoochie smooochie smoooooochie... here sum wonnerfool (butter) moolk wat ok fur u keytee.... an gots lostsa lefted offurs fur youse while brushink... giggle...

luffink whee hugs furrom sammys mom.... SMMMMMMOOOOOOOOccch
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

PHCatnip Sep 06, 2011 09:12 PM

We could trade. Mom is always trying to brush us and we don't like it much.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Tarrigo Sep 08, 2011 11:56 AM

Ooh, just stwetch out and enjoy it. It feels so dood.

ttpurr4cat Sep 07, 2011 06:37 AM

Youse just gonna habe to twain youse hooman brudders to bwush youse furs or maybe youse hooman daddy eben

Tarrigo Sep 08, 2011 11:54 AM

Daddy is too rough!!! I haff berry delicate skin.

minnesnowtaKits Sep 07, 2011 10:47 AM

bring her back to the store for a refund or eggchange ...

BendyKitty Sep 08, 2011 03:21 PM

it is furry hard to get gud help!!

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