mheewoof mine keytee furrends...
moof watched da mouse 2nite while wheesmom an gwanmaw an gwandpa went 2 da horsepiddal 2 sees wheesmoms human bruffur...
him had bad bad hawrt at wurk... refused ambulance (work 2 towns over, an horsepiddal there even farther) sooo other 1/2 (wife) came and got him and took him 2 da horsepiddal here.... hims hawrt was soo outa wack dem keepin hims offurnites...
moof was a good pupkin... didn't even get in da trash while dem was gone.... sigh... likes mine unka furry muches...
slobbery drooly kisses, U norton, who gonna go cuddul wheesmom, who been up fur 30 sum hours now... eeesh...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}


