k... whees daddee aways cawl mhee "fat keytee" an wheesmom pick on him fur it... but him do cawl himsownself uh, dat awlful f wurd 2... wheesmom aways say, nooooo, juss fluffy keytee... sooo 2nites dem was in da betwoom meowin while daddee had quick minute 2 change fur wurk.... an mhee did mine best 2 climb up on hims bed.. (it reall really high up, btw)... an mine own wheesmom look offur an bust up laffing... an giggling, saying "fat keytee needed hawlp up" and daddee had fits of laff... "u juss cawl hur fat keytee"... wheesmom in hysterics it awl sooooooo funny by now... eeeesh... wat is wrong wif mine hoomans???
dem gone way over the deep side... is dare a full sun out ur sumfin??? eeesh....
mhee is NOT NOT NOT fat... juss a lil, uh, well, a lil fluffy... (just like wheesmom!!!) hhw
lufs, U tonks keytee... who been in the catnip 2nites...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}



