Dis b Norton, an well... mom not trilled wif mewhoof at moment... see, it were da mittle of da nites, an moof, well, gots up on hurs bed an stole one of hur slipper feets... (she say they up there so moof no takes) but.. uh... mewoof was bored...
hur looked effurwhee weres an well, can't finds it...so hur brought the one dat left 2 moof an asked real mice fur me 2 finds it fur hurs... moooof got soo skairt went an hid near daddee affpurr shower... den dem bof start laffin cuz mewoof actin awl pathetic... hur not mean, hur not yell... but know hur wants slipper foots by 2nites, an, well, woof furgots where puts it???
HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWwwLLLLLLLpppp!!!! wat duz mheewoof do now???
slobbery drooly kisses, an can mheewoof hide owt at one of u mouses fur awhiles???
from wheesmom; really didn't even act mad at him... silly boy... just thought if i showed him one and asked he might either go get it or take me there... i feel horrible, he looks like i'm going 2 murder him??? Never ever ever yell... ??? silly dog...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}


