Da hoomins drifed tree howers one way an hauled home a tortie manx! Hurr is tree yeers old an hur weighs abowt fife powns.
Day sed da ownur losed hur job an can't take care ob alla aminals hurr gots, inkludin eight horsies. But, mom sez dat dey not taked good care ob, enyhow, wif flee bites an fife kits liffin in one liddle room cuz meen dogs gots da run ob da howsie. Plus mom noted da womman has a purrty spensive hedfurcolor an furdo what rekwires lotsa upkeep so tinks hurr not gots good pry orry tees.
So, now dis kit ebenshually gonna hab dis hole howse to run in wif us! Mom takin hurr to ower v*t tomorrow fur checkin. We not seed hurr yet but Medley snifft unner da door!
We still don't tink anuffer kit wuz nessy sarrie but maybe dis is okey. Let you no more affer we meets hurr seberal daze frum now.
An we not changin ower siggy eben tho now it more like one calyco, one calimeezer, an one tortie manx cuz we all got da 'TUDE! Asides, how else you no it bees us affer all dese yeers!!! Luff an hedbonks!
