Harumphh! Mom sez I gotsta be a bellcow. Hurr lossed hurr marbles, I'm meowin' Eben iffen it Hallyween, I not gonna dress up like dat!
But, hurr sez hur gibs up on Shade. Mosta da howsie been open to Shade fur tree daze an hurr still not leef hurr batroom more dan fife feets an den dashes bak. It reely sad.
So, Mom sed fur me to lead hurr owt an say dis iz a goot pwace. I meowed to hurr frum out inna hawl but Shade just hist dat I wuz a nutzo cat. Hurr da nutzo one when hurr cood be runnin an climbin all ober dis pwace.
Enyways, pweeze glow dat I don't reely gots to wear a bovine costume cuz whoeber seed a bloo-eyed cow?? (Plus it not dignefyd)
an dat Shade gets braber!
Fanks!
Medley who sez meow but not moo!

