top 10 politically correct "holliday" carols...
#10 Oh, Holiday Tree.....
#9 Have yourself a merry little day of winter
#8 Frosty the snowperson
#7 Chestnuts roasting .... on a safely contained, continuously monitored, eco- friendly, non-toxic outdoor fire... (for which I do have a permit!)
#6 Higher power rest ye merry gentlemen
#5 Grandma allegedly got run over by an unidentified non-human perpetrator
#4 Deck the halls with boughs of un endangered foliage (if office policy permits)
#3 Hark the mythical winged creature sing
#2 I saw mommy greeting Santa Clause with a purely platonic expression of unoffensive mutual affection
#1 I'll b home for a short period of time in December... 
hope u're holidays rock!!!!
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}
