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Wagons Hoooooooo

cannonbawlfranci Dec 13, 2011 07:56 PM

In the year of 1835 an intrepid band of explorers set out frum da city uf Boston. There were twelve coffured wagons in a twain dat hewld all der wurldly possesions. The twavelers were in search uf a noo life. The stories told by those who had gone before were intriguing, filled with the wonders of a new land. Land free for the taking. Gold and gems to be mined. All there for the taking by those who would dare.

They stwarted owt on a sunny day in April, filled with excitement. "Wagons Hooooooooooooo!" cawlled out the wagon master, Capt. Larry, a one-eyed, retired sea captain. He sat his horse wit the same stately elegance he had when standing at the wheel of his formur ship. The wagons stawrted off down the street and owt uf da city.

The furst wagon carries Capt. Larry's fambly, his dawtur Franci, hur hubbykit Tare and da kittlins Mao and Joe, Sly and Pixie. Dey hope to stwart a noo business in da west. Franci has a fine head fur figgers an Tare hopes to haff time to explore da history uf der future home and to write stories uf der adventures.

In the next wagon are Franci's sisfur and hur hubbykit, Oreo and Vester wit der dawtur Willow. Great Aunty Tita sits wit Oreo on da seat while Vester walks awongside. They are fawrmers in surch of land.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Replies (19)

Hulakits Dec 14, 2011 05:31 AM

unka John sits lissening intently as Franci relates dis histery...
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Tarrigo Dec 14, 2011 06:46 PM

The babykits feet wave in the air as they listen closely to the start of the story.

cannonbawlfranci Dec 14, 2011 08:01 PM

Wagon thwee carries Tarrigo, an infenture going to seek fame and fortune, his asst. Molson, and Victoria, a skoolmistress along wit a gwoup uf orfande kittlins in der chawrge.

In wagon fore ish da Snowtas, Lindsi, hopin da pickins fur a hubbykit will be bettur in a noo pwace, she gettin a bit wong in da toofurs, sho to meow, Jojo wit hur feeansay Caleb, Timmy, who wants to hunt fur gold an who has his eyeboll on Willow, an Russel wit hish wifeykit Cathy. They haff sold der shop an hope to stwart a genural store on awiffal.

Wagon fife carries da Meowzers, Zade an hur hubbykit Justin, wit hurtwo teenkit brofurs, Loki an Grizz, aways in surch uf da next adbenture.

Da Wiscat ladies, Pou, Maddy and Simi awr in wagon six wit der fwend Paloma. Da ladies awr escorted by Captain Video, wetired soldur an inveterate gamblur who finks its time to get owt uf town. Da ladies hope to stwart a westurant in da noo land.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Tarrigo Dec 15, 2011 11:50 AM

The babykits squeal, "is WE da orfandes??"

cannonbawlfranci Dec 15, 2011 07:15 PM

yesh yu ish, yu needs to tell me yur names
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Tarrigo Dec 15, 2011 08:49 PM

Maxwell, Hedy, Calliope, Valentine. We's da kittens.

cannonbawlfranci Dec 15, 2011 07:28 PM

Wagon seben howlds da Catnip Fambly, Riley an Harley, bwacksmifs, wif sisfurs Ashley an Niki an Gweat Aunt Mushka.

In da eightfh wagon ish da Idyhokits, Tuff, Trey, an Michal, who pwan to mine fur gowld. Sierra, Gidget, an TC wit der infalid sisfur Badger fink da idea uf wunning a saloon mosht xsiting along wit Topaz da fambly Matriarch, who runs hur cwew wit an iron paw.

at dish point we gots four empty wagons, any furs dat want to join da wagon twain sigh up here now pwease.....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

pitaandsassy Dec 16, 2011 12:56 PM

I gots no problem bein a ruggededed cowkit...specially iffen Iys can rides next to da wagon wiff miss Tita . Iys no fancy city slickin' kitty! Iy duz gots me a chaw uf catnippy to mah name.
Pizztul Packin' Pita!

cannonbawlfranci Dec 16, 2011 03:12 PM

Tita purrs, "Oh, Pita, I shooooooooooo, gwad yu comin awong...I mite effun let yu sit up heer on da seat wit me. "
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

TheZooCrew Dec 18, 2011 10:00 PM

>>at dish point we gots four empty wagons, any furs dat want to join da wagon twain sigh up here now pwease.....
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We wanna go too, pick us, pick us!

Purrs,

Cuddles
who loves an adventure

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Tarrigo Dec 19, 2011 08:59 PM

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, Cuddles is tumming!!!!

cannonbawlfranci Dec 19, 2011 10:41 PM

okay guys, yur on, yur boff boykits rite?
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

TheZooCrew Dec 20, 2011 01:00 AM

>>okay guys, yur on, yur boff boykits rite?
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>>Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Nope! Cuddles is a boykit, I'm a girlkit. I know...it sounds funny to have a boykit named Cuddles and a girlkit named BamBam, but Katie named Cuddles that because he gives hugs. People who helped at the place that rescued me gave me that name cuz I was a fighter. They named me before they knew I was a girlkit. I was there a long time before I found the right person who would love me forever no matter what. Lots of people came and went with other kits, but nobody wanted me because they thought my blind eye was gross and when I sneeze I kind of blow catsnot around. God sent MommySharon to get me. I knew as soon as I saw her that she would really love me, so I adopted her. She even loves me when I sneeze in her hair. But since I was there a long time, I knew and responded to my name so Mommy didn't change it.

Purrs,

BamBam the scrappy pirate
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

PHCatnip Dec 21, 2011 07:32 PM

>>wif sisfurs Ashley an Niki >>

NICKY stomps his paw on the ground as HE waits for the wagon train to pull forward. It would not be good to go westward ho with the wagon master thinking he's a she.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

cannonbawlfranci Dec 21, 2011 11:16 PM

oops, sowwy Nicky, dat dwatted alien musta been in da pawboard
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits Dec 18, 2011 06:41 PM

While da kits is moofing out onto da twail, Unka John gots sum plans fur aww ob dems as a Kitmas surpwise...
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

cannonbawlfranci Dec 19, 2011 10:42 PM

ooooooooooooooooooh, wat wat?
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

cannonbawlfranci Dec 21, 2011 08:03 PM

Captain Larry wooks wound. "Otay,"he meows. "Wooks wike awll wats comin ish here. Wets get dis wagon twain on da road."

Effery kwimbs on board da wagons or on der horsies, some will twaful on paw. Captain Larry rides to da fwont an wit a wafe uf his paw cawlls owt, "Wagons Hooooooooooooo!"

Captain Larry stwarts off down da road owt uf town wit da wagons following behind. Da sun shines down an awll da furs meow an woof happily as dey stwart owt on der gweat adbenture. Da fursht pawrt uf der twip will take dem thwoo countwy dat aweady settled. Der awr woads to follow an dey makes dood time.

Purhaps ash dey pass thwoo da towns ahead der pawrty will gwow.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Tarrigo Dec 22, 2011 12:57 PM

Once they are well underway, Hedy pops her head up out of one of Capt'n Larry's saddlebags and Maxwell, her brother, pops his head up out of the other.
"Hi, Cap'n Larry!" they chime.

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