Well, so, but, anyway, you all will never, ever believe this one in sixteen million years! When you hear this, it will knock your socks off every. While rooting around in Pepper's attic, someone discovered a hope chest filled with letters and secret correspondence from someone from Pepper's past. Someone he was married to (first, I believe) and who had to change her name and be whisked away never to be seen again by the Witness Protection Program.
Mrs. Tortie Wiscat!!! OMG. OMG. OMG. She and Pepper had been secretly writing to each other for about 12 years now. Each month they would exchange correspondence. and no one ever, ever knew. Turns out Mrs. Tortie had entered a convent in the South of France and became a nun kit!!! OMG. OMG. OMG. Can you even imagine this news? Are some of you dropping your jaws on the floor as you read this?
It all makes perfect sense now why Pepper had, over the years, repeatedly and frequently asked Mom-Joolie if he could enter into a monastery and become a monk! And, Mom-Joolie would always reply "No Pepper. You cannot." He had always longed to become Mrs. Tortie's soulmate and counterpart in life. He a monk, she a nun kit. OMG. OMG. OMG. The puzzle pieces all fall together now.
Are some of you having difficulty breathing reading this? Are some of you beginning to hyperventilate? Are some of you grabbing at your chests wondering if this is the big one?? No wonder. Who would have ever guessed this happening?
So, now, when Pepper has his memorial service in a couple of weeks (when his ashes are returned to Mom-Joolie from the vet), if we happen to see a veiled, elderly nunkit of whom we do not know, we will know that Mrs. Tortie Wiscat has come back to pay her respect to her beloved, love of her life. OMG. OMG. OMG.
Such a shocking and unbelievable discovery to know that Mrs. Tortie Wiscat and Pepper have been 'lovers' in the most romantic way possible: writing love letters to each other all these years in secret. Always longing to be together. Pining in secret all these years. OMG. OMG. OMG.
Who will buy all the love letters and read each one? How many actually remember Mrs. Tortie Wiscat? MOL No fair, Norma, we know you do........
oucette read dis and she in absoloot shock, let me tell you dis! She dying to see dose lettres du sud de la France. She sneek ober to Poivre's manshun wunnering iffn she can haff a chance to see desm, read sum ob dems...
