Here it is ... what we have so fur of the Meowipedia! We have just given the deffynishuns, since it was so difficult to pinpoint who sed what furst sometimes. We will post this furst draft so that any can add any other that they want ... last chance fur awhile! ... then we will post it ober in the Birthday Buffay Board as a sticky (cuz it seems like that the place fur lists) so it stays where we can see it. Any sugjeschuns fur other words, please reply below!
&&&: 1) Shrimp puffs, 2) pretzels
@@@: Tuna rolls
Abysillian: Abyssinian
Annifursary: Anniversary
Appoinkment: Appointment
Arthuritis: Arthritis
AuntyTheshia: Anesthesia
Auntybiotix: Antibiotics
Azzma: Asthma
Babies: Berries
Babykit: Very young kitten
Beauvart: The invisible creatures that only cats can see to chase
Bejebuls: Vegetables
Betterer: Better
Bezoar: A hacked up furball
Bladder diamonds: Crystals in the urine
Boomers; also thunderboomers: Thunder
Bopsy: Biopsy
Bridge, The: The Rainbow Bridge, where beloved pets wait for us after they are gone
Bunnwabba: Bunny rabbit
CalicoTude: Calico feline attitude
Catitude: Feline attitude
Cellofone: Cell phone
Chikketydoodah: Pet chicken, as opposed to edible chicken
Chocorat: Chocolate
Clawdicure: Manicure
Coinkydink: Coincidence
Coppercircles: Copper circles
Creechur Creature
Diabetikel: Diabetic
Dingleberry: A piece of excrement stuck on the furry breechs
Dire-rear: Diarrhea
Dood: 1) Good, 2) Dude
Drawer, The A magical drawer always full of catnip
Dropped Uppers: To be surprised or shocked, as in upper teeth/dentures dropped out
Early o’clock Early in the morning
Ellyfunk: Elephant
Erect-tail Dysfunkshun: Not bein able to hold one’s tail aloft
Eyebolls: Eyeballs
Fambly: Family
Fleeper: Fleas
Four-legger: An animal other than a cat
Furry: Very
Fuzzypuffs: Part of male anatomy that is removed/emptied with neutering
GKMTA: Good Kitty Minds Think Alike
GLOW: A magical thing given to those in need; prayers, good thoughts, good wishes, whatever is believed in. It is not an acronym, but a warm glowing feeling.
Goggie: Dog
Goldenbeast: Golden Retriever dog
Greenpapers:: Dollar bills or other green folding money
Hay: A greeting of hello
Headbonk: A show of affection, by gently bonking head on someone else
Hellofone: Telephone
HHW: Heeheewhee; laughing
Himmielane Himalayan
Holy skunks and creem pie: A exclamation of surprise
Hooman; also humom: Human
Horse ovaries; also horse deoovers: Hors Doeurves
Horsepiddle: Hospital
HSCB: Human-Sized Cat Bed
Hunnybunnymoon: Honeymoon
Iffen: If
In, The; The In: The inside, a home
Inbisibul: Something that cannot be seen
-Ink-Paw: In-law
Kitmas: Christmas
Kitten.exe uninstalled: To be spayed
Klingon:: A piece of excrement stuck on the furry breeches
Lake Puma: A large pond in the Puma yard, surrounded by a volcano and stone creatures
LB: Litterbox
Letmetellyouthis: Self explanatory; an emphatic phrase
Lifeline: A leash
Litterbomb: A bomb made of used kitty litter, used in Litterbomb Misshuns
Litterbomb Misshun: A mission against someone or something that has done something wrong; litterbombs are launched against the bad, usually by the MeowChat Army.
Lizzy: Lizard
Loony Coonie: Maine Coon
Lopstur: Lobster
Lubby: I love you
Luff; also wuff: Love
Meezie: Siamese
MeowChat Bus: A magical bus which can transport Villagers everywhere
Meowie Kazowie: An exclamation of surprise
Meowrriage: Marriage
Metal monster: A car or truck
Mew: New
Mice creem: Ice cream
Milk Bar: Where babykits get milk from mamacat
Mippies: Mittens
MOL: Meowing out loud, a variation of ‘laughing out loud’
Monitor alien: A black spot/damage caused to a computer monitor by cat spray
Mousemellow: Marshmallow
Mr. PillPill: Pills for behavior issues
Mr./Ms. PuffPuff: Inhaler for Asthma
Mr. Red Dot: Laser beam toy
My(his/her)ownself: My(his/her)self
Neener: A greeting to/from calicos
Nipped: To be under the influence of catnip
Numnums: A special cat treat; specifically Tender Vittles pouch food
O’dark-thirty: Very early in the morning
OMD: Oh my doodness, a variation of ‘oh my goodness’
Oinkment: Ointment
On accounta; also annaconta: On account of
‘Ouch: A tummy pouch, specifically Gonzo’s, which has no pee in it
Out, The; The Out: The outside, an unsafe place.
Pancakeitis: Pancreatitis
Pardee: Party
Pawboard: Keyboard
Pawkie: Paw
Pawtograff: An autograph
Pichur: Picture
Pink ellyfunks, seeing: Coming out of the effects of anesthesia
Pooh fire: Diarrhea
Purrday: Birthday
Purretzels: Pretzels
Purrshun Persian
Quakky: Duck
Ralphie’s Wallet: A wallet of neverending supply of money
Ratspurry: Raspberry
Roast beast: Roast beef
ROFLMTO: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
Shrewbit: Sherbet
Silbercircles: Silver coins
SOBOL: Sweet Orange Bundle of Love; an orange (red) cat
Spades, playing: To spay a female
Stikkyshots: Vaccines
Sturjery Surgery; operation
Subfeline Intelligense: The intelligence of humans, which is less than feline
Sucky masheen: Vaccuum cleaner
Toona: Tuna
Tooter: To neuter a male
Transpurrter: A magical transporter which can transport Villagers anywhere
Turkee, also Turkit: Turkey
Two-legger: A human
Vegetarian, also Vetdokter: Veterinarian
Vrroomvroom: Vaccuum cleaner
Walkywalk: To take a walk, or the walk itself
Water torchur: Subcutaneous fluids
Whee: Raccoon
Whineameezer: Siamese, particularly a talkative one
Wippy creem: Whipped cream
Yeggs: Eggs
Yorkie terrorist: Yorkshire Terrier dog
Places:
Catafurnia: California
Connecticat: Connecticut
Dooloof: Duluth
Furlorida: Florida
Lawn Guyland: Long Island
Mew Jersey: New Jersey
Mew Yawk: New York
Minnesnowta: Minnesota
Mousegan: Michigan
Nawth Cattynylon: North Carolina
Orrygone: Oregon
Pepsicola: Pensacola
Soop Lake: Lake Superior
Twin Kitties: Twin Cities
Wiscatsin: Wisconsin
We know some of them was on the list at some point, or mebbe this was an earlier vershun that SnowtaMom found on the computer ... sheesh, can't trust hoomans to do anyfing rite! We'll post a revised vershun as a stikky on the Birthday Buffay board soon, and then we can do an update effurry 6 months or so as new words come along. Fanks fur all the help, and keep 'em comin!