Meow every,
Dis Cathy and I not had a great day. First I not did good on my bloody glue close reading dis morning so mommy gave me da haff unit ob insolents afpur I eated my breakfast. Dat not agree wid me either as my BG went scary low less den 3 owers later. So mommy put me inna carrier and got me right over to da Aminal Meowdical Center, where I got stuck and gotted water torture into my foreleg instead ob da way I usually get it. Dey also stuck some uvver fings to get my sweetness back up. Den dey made me have a sonny gram. Da upshot ob dis is dat I gotta eat different fuds but I mite get a break from da insolents
But dere one important fing to meow about .. my TUDE. I showed dem enuf TUDE dat da v*t meowed to mommy how I were getting angry. Yeah, how would you like all dose fings done to you, V*t? I made sure to growl at mommy fur awhile while da v*t were meowing to her. Gotta keep yor self respec eben wen youse being subjected to nasty meowdical fings, I meow! Da ride home were bumpy and I made sure to meow and cry several times.











