Deer MCV Furrends
I can tell what da Lady iz finking bout, lots of times. See, lasst week, she went away and left me furr 2 nights. Da dtrkit checked on me, dere wuz plenty of what I need, but no Lady to hold me on hurr warrm lap for my LaptimeNaptime. When she takes a break inbetween standing up activities, she sits down and stretches out hurr legs to rest them. Now she puts a small soft blanket on top fur *Me*. And we do dis several times a day.
Well, after she wuz gone 2 nights, I acted really pathetic amd laid it on thick, with a TROWEL! MOL MOL. I woke hurr az usual about 4AM, so she could escort me into the kitchen fur some crunchies, but dis time, when we got back on da bed, I kept rubbing my wittle face against hurr hands to be petted. Oh, I wuz pitiful all right. She could not slip off to sleep until *I* wuz ready to let hurr stop rubbing my head.
But now, I can tell, she iz finking I am alone too much, because she goes out 4 days a week. Dis iz da BAD part, she iz finking about a kitten. No, she hazn't meowed it to me, but I know...
I WON'T HAVE IT, dere iz no room here furr anovver kit, No Way, No How, No More Kits. I like it jusst da way it iz.
Yes, I am selfish, Afurr all, az someone on diz board remarked, of course I am selfish, I am a CAT.
So, can you read YOUR hoomin's mind?
Wuv, Topaze happily single...
