Dose calicos an torties not da onliest ones wid da TUDE. Today mommy tryed to get me into da carryer to take me to the V*t to get my blood an Pee stoked. I didn't fall for the treats inna carrier trik an flew into a rage. I made sure to posishun myself so her could not scruff me widout putting her foreleg where I could bite it real dood. So her hadda call da v*t office an reskejool to next week. Ob course once her put the carrier bak unner da futon I were bak to my normall self. Justin




Now if your mom were a smart human, she'd put that carrier out, prop open the door and only put your treats inside there all week. But she only a human of sub-feline intelligence so that little trick prolly won't work on a smart tudeful kit like yourownself. 








