it's my human's fault, really...she works allatime, and she duzint unnerstand dat I need to buy a howse and look for a jobie here. Yes, I want dat bungalow howse dat is for sale by da river, and yes, here is my applicashun for da jobie at the mice cream shop. Am I good? I missed youse guys and gals. Next thing I need iza boyfurend cat to go out wif on da weekends!


