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Can’t wet St. Patwik’s Day pass wiffout sharing my faborite groaner:

Q. What’s green and sits out on the lanai?

A. Pati O’Furniture!

Ba-da-boom! MOL
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Unka John, dat's a gud one! Mom fought you mit like dis one:

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

BamBam and Cuddles MOL, cuz they never heard Irish jokes before. Mommy's Irish, though, and she talks nonstop too. Daddy LOL'd at that one and said he would say the same thing about her.

BamBam
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Groan........................

Oh bruvver!
Spencer an Bailey *shakin deir heds shamefully*

Grooaaaaan........
MOL!!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

AAKKK, cough, hairball....

Well, I DID warn yu aww it was a gwoaner! MOL
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

heehee, Unkle John!

gwooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita