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A nites on da Town!

pitaandsassy Mar 18, 2012 04:13 PM

Affer twirlin' Tita around and giffin' her boopable nose a few boops Pita (dresseded in hims bestus) escorts hims wifey kit to Als Argentinine Gwill fur dinner. It seems da kits runnin' it deeze days are makin shures to stayz twoo to de owiginal wesipeeze dat mades it whirld famouse. "Tita youse can haffs whats eber youse dezire...eben iffen it eberyfing on da menu!!! Liffs beeze too shorts and weeze is gonna liffs it ups!!" Hims eben buys a bottle of catnip wine fur each table (sept fur ones wiff kittens...deys gits da catnip cider). Hims orders deeze rare rabbit steaks!!! Da one serveded wiff da catnips blosums and serbeded on da rices! "Dis smell heabenly"

Replies (8)

cyclopsgrl Mar 18, 2012 05:11 PM

::Sigh:: How woemantic!
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

PHCatnip Mar 18, 2012 06:41 PM

Awww.....so sweet.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

cannonbawlfranci Mar 20, 2012 08:01 PM

Oh, Pita, dat shounds dood, I haff da same, an wets gets a shrimpie cocktail to stwart wit...ummmmmmmmm, come on wets dance wile we waitin..
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits Mar 22, 2012 02:08 AM

:: unka John happens to see Pita and Tita togefur and hims smiles, knowing his widdul gurl is in good paws wiff hur hubbykit. Nuffin bedder den to see dems still enjoying life as they should.
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

cannonbawlfranci Mar 23, 2012 07:20 PM

Wen Pita an Tita weturn to da tabul dey find a bottul uf nip shampane. Well, doodness, wunner ware dis cum fwum....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

pitaandsassy Mar 23, 2012 09:35 PM

Pita struts and twirls his gorgenous wifey kit Tita about the floor. Hers bootiful dwess wafting bouts, deys look likes Fred Asterkit and Gingerkit Rogers as theys dids sum sausalito dancing. Dey dancez til dems was neerly out ub breaf. By de time deys dinner be ready der was annudder bottle der. "I down't nose Tita...but deys must likes hows weeze dances to gedder" then leans in and tickles Tita whiskers to whiskers "Or dey finks youse is as bootiful as I dew" Hims holds da chair fer Tita (affer all hims is a gentlemenkit) den sits himselfs. Da rabbit comes with da rabbit grabby and smells heabenly!

cannonbawlfranci Mar 24, 2012 07:53 PM

Tita purrs an bwushes. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

pitaandsassy Mar 26, 2012 12:48 AM

Pita pops de cork on de rare vintige catnip champayne. Smeelin de cork lyke a cornisweer should it smell wunnerful. Hims den pours a glass fur Tita and den himselff. settin de bottle bakk down hims pick up da glass and raps hism forleg about Titas sews deys loks a bit "To da most bootiful girlkit in da world..Tita! Deeze past yeers haff been purrfickt"
hims wates to see if Tita makes a toaster beffur dwinkin. All he nose is dat the sparkle in da glasses still pails to da sparkle in Titas golden eyes.

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