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I Nead Leegal Advise

cyclopsgrl Mar 31, 2012 09:16 PM

My Mommy hab ben singing to me agan. She sings da Tom Jonez song, "Whatz Nu Pussycat woooo wooo wooo wooo wooo" ober an ober an ober again. An, she only nose two lines.

I pretend to lik it. Shur, I purrs an let hers pet my tummy, but I kan't take much mor.

I jus wan to no iffn dere is an animul crooly law I kan use in my de-fence.

What ebber you do, don let youse Mommys reed dis. Dey may start singing to youse. Dere is a reeson dey habent kwit dere day jobz for singing yet.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Replies (8)

MinnesnowtaKits Apr 01, 2012 07:44 AM

Unfurtunately, Sparkle, I don't fink we has any legal-eagle recourse when Moms sing to us. I looked it up, and all it sez is this:

"Kits must be allowed to let their moms and dads sing and/or hum reedikulus songs to them eben iffen it sounds like claws on a blackboard. Howsoeber, in these circumstances. the pawrents MUST pay taxes to the said kit in the form of eggstra treets and cheeky scrinchies."

That's about all I can find, Sparkle, but ... I guess gettin those taxes mite be worth it!

Lubby, Lynsi

ttpurr4cat Apr 01, 2012 07:45 AM

maybe youse can call it mental cruulty....yeah dat might work.

Cyclopsgrl Apr 01, 2012 12:14 PM

Fank you twos for da advise. I cud not find a leagal-Beagle to Konsult wif, but I discussed it wif the yappy Yorkie-Maltese dat lifs next door thru da windo. "Bree" sez dere is not much do doose. She konkurred wif Lynsi. More treets.

Dat was rite befor she sniffed an slobbered on da skreen.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Tarrigo Apr 01, 2012 07:39 PM

I fink you just need hearplugs.

cannonbawlfranci Apr 02, 2012 01:17 AM

We checkt da kitty pawbook, sowwy we coont find nuffin bout dis situmashun..gesh it jusht one uf dose fings we gots to put up wit..but Tarrigo may haff sumfing wit da hearpwug idea...coont hurt
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

PHCatnip Apr 02, 2012 05:01 AM

Mom sings to us all the time....and lemme tell you this (copyright Pepper 1965)...she sound slike a chiggun in heat! There really oughtta be a law!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

TheZooCrew Apr 02, 2012 06:49 PM

Maybe if you "sing" with her very, very loudly she will get the message and be quiet to get you to stop.

Purrs,

BamBam
who thinks maybe MeowChat Village needs some lawyerkit services...that might just be a good jobbie for me!

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

cyclopsgrl Apr 03, 2012 06:09 PM

Hurry ups and open youse Leegal Offise. We need to knows how many treets to charge our hoomans for infringemints like dis.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

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