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BamBam opens the door of the MeowChat Village Real Estate Office.
Can you help me? I want to find a nice office to open my new legal practice, BamBam Esquire, Attorneykit at Law.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
Tita looks up from hur desk, "Oh , hi Bambam. You gona be a lawyerkit? Im shure we can find da purrfect pwace fur yur office!
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Yes, I can help my friends demand extra treats and taxes from the humans, and defend anykit who needs help. I hope there's some space that's not too far from the mice cream shop so I can walk there for lunch.
Purrs,
BamBam
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
BamBam, Esquire, I likes da sound of dat. An da treets dat will come wif it for payment. Say... Are youse married?
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)
MOL, I think my name has you confused, Sparkle. My name is BamBam, but I am a girlkit. I was named by volunteers at the rescue that found me. I was there a long time before I met my mommy, and when she saw how well I know my name she decided to not change it. I'm not married, though. I don't even have a boyfriend yet, but I'd like to if there's a boykit that doesn't mind a pirate girl who sneezes a lot.
I think I'm gonna like being a lawyerkit. Mommy says that BamBam Esquire sounds furry distinguished, but anykit that gets to know me well will soon learn that I am much more mischievious than distinguished, mol.
Purrs,
BamBam Esquire
the happy pirate
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
Fank youse for explaining. Sparkle is da name the Humane Society gave me, as well. Not my Mommys first choice, but she says it grew on hers quickly and it fits me perfektly.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)
BamBam, if there's space near EmCin's Cafe, don't furget to stop in fur lunch there ... we gots lotsa good bloo-plate speshuls. Good luck on your lawyership! 
Lubby, Becci
Purrprietor, EmCin's Cafe
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That sounds yummy too, Becci. I is sure I will stop by there often.
Purrs,
BamBam
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
Tita inbites BamBam to sit down , den pwoceeds to pwull owt a map uf da Village. "Now , wet's shee. Otay der a empty office rite wound da kornur fwum EmCins. An der one offur by da libwary. An der awsho one rite here in dis bilding. Ackshully it jusht down da hawll. An don't furget, Zades Pizzeria ish on da top fwoor an da mice cweam shop ish onwy a bwock away."
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BamBam looks interestedly at the map. Let's see, is there someplace right in the middle of all of the yummy food places and still not too far from the library? Lawyerkits often have to so some research.
Purrs,
BamBam
the eternally hungry
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
Mr. BamBam, I would like to hire your lawyerkit services to sue my mom. She is dragging me to the vegetarian for blood and pee stealing, feeding me icky new food and doing water torture on me several times a week. I would like this inhumane treatment of my feline self stopped asap. Thank mew.
Sincerely,
Mushka Catnip
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10
>>Mr. BamBam, I would like to hire your lawyerkit services to sue my mom. She is dragging me to the vegetarian for blood and pee stealing, feeding me icky new food and doing water torture on me several times a week. I would like this inhumane treatment of my feline self stopped asap. Thank mew.
>>Sincerely,
>>Mushka Catnip
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BamBam heads to the library to do some research for her furry first client.
Mushka, this could be kind of complicated. I totally agree that this treatment is horrifically inhumane. We will have to schedule a deposition with the vegetarian to see if they can prove that it is medically necessary to save all of your nine lives. If it is, we might not be able to make her stop. During the deposition we will make them prove it is necessary, and if the necessity is permanent. If it's not permanent, we might be able to make her stop as soon as you are strong and healthy enough to not need it anymore.
Even if we can't make her stop, though, I think we could sue for punitive damages to your dignity, comfort, and peace of mind. I'm pretty sure I can get you a large settlement of lots of pets, snuggles, permanent possession of the most comfy spots in the house, and lavish attention on demand.
Let me know when it will be a good time for the depositions. We will depose the vegetarian, your mommy, and of course give you a chance to testify to the horrible indignities you are being inhumanely subjected to.
Purrs,
BamBam Esquire
LawyerLady Extraordinaire
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
Doodness! Yu shounds jusht wike a lawyurkit fur shure!
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I would like to dispose the vet as soon as possible. And I would like part of my settlement with my mom to be for a lifetime of daily shrimp fed to me by hand while she tells me how beautiful I am and how much she loves me.
Thank mew.
Mushka Catnip
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10
Does the vegetarian say you will need this treatment forever, or does he think that you will eventually be okay without it?
As for the settlement, I think that might be arrangeable. I will write a letter to your mommy. Do we have a good courier here in the village to deliver it?
Dear Mommy Dottie,
I am writing to inform you that I have been retained by Mushka to represent her in a case against the inhumane torture you have been inflicting upon her on a daily basis. We are seeking damages for torture and loss of dignity in the amount of regular, daily payments of fresh shrimp, to be paid along with lavish attention, stroking, and acknowledgements of her beauty and the honor she gives you in deigning to acknowledge your existence. It must be accompanied by constant declarations of your appreciation and devotion. Please sign below to acknowledge this settlement offer so that we do not have to go to court.
Sincerely,
BamBam Esquire
Attorneycat-at-Paw
___________________________________________________________
Defendant's Signature
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
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