NOBUDDY but NOBUDDY makes MY Mommy Kaffy upset enuff to make her leeky eyed!
See..Mommy'd been frends wiff dis gurl (now ladee ,an' I use da term "ladee" loosely) since dey were in camp az 12 yeer olds. So dey'd had deir fites ober da yeers az awl frends did but dey made up. So wiffin da past few weeks dis (so meowed) frend uv Mommy's wuz buttin' into Mommy's life too much. (Eben tellin Mommy dat she shuld moobe into a GROOP HOME! IZ SHE ON HOOMIN CATNIP??? ) Mommy FINALLY told dis purrson ta BUTT OUT!! So dis poor eggscuse fur a hoomin started meowing meen fings bout Mommy. Dat she's GLAD she's not meowing wiff Mommy ennymore, it's da best fing she eber did, Mommy relies on Gramma too much, Mommy's a witch wiff a "b" et catera.
So EFURRYONE gavver up yore STINKIEST stuff an send it souf! (Show how much you luff my Mommy Kaffy, K? An giff her hedbonks too. Cuz eben tho Gramma an Gramma's boyfrend Bob meowed ta Mommy dat da jerk izzn't werf Mommy bein upset ober, Mommy's still upset an feels like she haz no frends Offline ennymore. Sunday will be da furst annipurrsary dat Mommy's furrend Colleen will be at da Hoomin Bridge)
Luff,
Spencer (an Bailey hoo LUFFS his Antee Kaffy SO MUCH!)

