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Litterbomb Misshun!!!!

JebSpenceBailey Apr 13, 2012 11:05 AM

NOBUDDY but NOBUDDY makes MY Mommy Kaffy upset enuff to make her leeky eyed!
See..Mommy'd been frends wiff dis gurl (now ladee ,an' I use da term "ladee" loosely) since dey were in camp az 12 yeer olds. So dey'd had deir fites ober da yeers az awl frends did but dey made up. So wiffin da past few weeks dis (so meowed) frend uv Mommy's wuz buttin' into Mommy's life too much. (Eben tellin Mommy dat she shuld moobe into a GROOP HOME! IZ SHE ON HOOMIN CATNIP??? ) Mommy FINALLY told dis purrson ta BUTT OUT!! So dis poor eggscuse fur a hoomin started meowing meen fings bout Mommy. Dat she's GLAD she's not meowing wiff Mommy ennymore, it's da best fing she eber did, Mommy relies on Gramma too much, Mommy's a witch wiff a "b" et catera.
So EFURRYONE gavver up yore STINKIEST stuff an send it souf! (Show how much you luff my Mommy Kaffy, K? An giff her hedbonks too. Cuz eben tho Gramma an Gramma's boyfrend Bob meowed ta Mommy dat da jerk izzn't werf Mommy bein upset ober, Mommy's still upset an feels like she haz no frends Offline ennymore. Sunday will be da furst annipurrsary dat Mommy's furrend Colleen will be at da Hoomin Bridge)
Luff,
Spencer (an Bailey hoo LUFFS his Antee Kaffy SO MUCH!)

Replies (8)

cannonbawlfranci Apr 13, 2012 06:20 PM

awwwww, we sowwy spencer...fife kits line up at da lb....dose was not furry nice fings to say to yur mommy
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Tarrigo Apr 13, 2012 06:25 PM

Eleven kits admire their litterbox prowess.
"What's da addwess, Spens?"

JebSpenceBailey Apr 13, 2012 07:15 PM

Victoria an kittens meow:
Eleven kits admire their litterbox prowess.
"What's da addwess, Spens?"

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Suvvern Furlorida.Fanks! Hey Tarrigo? YO'RE welcome to drop some in too, ya know. Doggie you know whut iz purrty potent.
Spencer
PS..Fank mew also Tater Tot kits. Mommy Kaffy sends hed skritches to awl hoo purrtisipated so far.

TheZooCrew Apr 14, 2012 02:00 AM

That's an outrage! BamBam, Cuddles, and even Calley the foster cat head off to their boxes to load up!
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

cyclopsgrl Apr 14, 2012 06:38 AM

Ize tol my Mommy only soft treets for me today. I want to make dis misshun count.

Mommy sez you may not feel it now, but sometimez saying goodbye to someone is better for youse in da long run. I hope she leevz youse alone.
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

kasia13 Apr 14, 2012 06:43 AM

Dis is Brad, I make da world's stinkiyest poopies, an' dey is being saved for da bad lady. Let me know sho momma can send it off! Bombs away!

ttpurr4cat Apr 14, 2012 07:30 AM

GLOWS fur youse Mommy to feel betterer. Pal the kitty wuffing pittie, cleans da back yard up fur diz mission.

PHCatnip Apr 14, 2012 10:01 PM

Mom and Dad was outta da house ALL day and night today so our boxes is filled with lotsa stinky ammo. We ready for the mission and standing by for orders.............
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

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