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To MommyDottie

TheZooCrew Apr 14, 2012 12:31 PM

Dear Mommy Dottie,

I am writing to inform you that I have been retained by Mushka to represent her in a case against the inhumane torture you have been inflicting upon her on a daily basis. We are seeking damages for torture and loss of dignity in the amount of regular, daily payments of fresh shrimp, to be paid along with lavish attention, stroking, and acknowledgements of her beauty and the honor she gives you in deigning to acknowledge your existence. It must be accompanied by constant declarations of your appreciation and devotion. Please sign below to acknowledge this settlement offer so that we do not have to go to court.

Sincerely,

BamBam Esquire
Attorneycat-at-Paw

Please sign below to acknowledge your crimes against Mushka's dignity and your cruel and inhumane torture of her. Also, by signing below you accept our offer to settle out of court for the above-listed damages.

_________________________________________________________________
Signature

Now I just need the MeowChat Village Courier to deliver this for me.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

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cannonbawlfranci Apr 14, 2012 05:23 PM

ROTFMMTO!!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Tarrigo Apr 14, 2012 06:10 PM

But it not say 'no more singing', BamBam.

TheZooCrew Apr 14, 2012 09:05 PM

>>But it not say 'no more singing', BamBam.

MOL! Sparkle has the singing problem with Mommy Tammy, Tarrigo.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

cyclopsgrl Apr 15, 2012 01:59 PM

Dat wus a gwate leegal documint. What wuz Mommy Dottie doing dat was so horrendus. I kan only imagine... Good job BamBam!
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Tammy
& Sparkle
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

TheZooCrew Apr 16, 2012 01:50 AM

>>Dat wus a gwate leegal documint. What wuz Mommy Dottie doing dat was so horrendus. I kan only imagine... Good job BamBam!
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Thank you, Sparkle!
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

PHCatnip Apr 14, 2012 09:57 PM

Yikes....I think I better sign this thing!
::::signing on the undotted line::::
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

TheZooCrew Apr 15, 2012 07:25 AM

>>Yikes....I think I better sign this thing!
>>::::signing on the undotted line::::
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Thank you for your cooperation. It has been a pleasure working with you!

Purrs,

BamBam Esquire
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

ttpurr4cat Apr 15, 2012 06:45 AM

Giggle, snicker....watch out Antie Dottie....hope da others doesn't decide to file der own suits besides Mushka's. MOL

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