::Timmy finishes settin up the chairs and tables in the barn, and puts the stereo on to some guykit-type mewsic. He makes sure the brewskis and catnip colas is cold in the stocktank, and the stakes and hammaburgers and hotgogs is slowly cookin on the grill. Larry helps put out the decks of cards, while Ferri sets up the teeevee in the corner tooned to the ACS (All Cat Sports) channel::
"There, I fink effurryfing is about reddy fur Caleb's batchlore pardee! I can't beleef he's marryin my sisfur, Jordi, next week alreddy! The grrls is out in the backyard havin tee sammiches and all that grrly stuff as an after-bridal shower pardee fingy fur those who couldn't make the chat shower ... so they should be occupied enuff to let us doods have a nice batchlore pardee fur Caleb here in the barn!"
::Timmy waits fur the guykits to start arrivin fur some real fun batchlore pardeee stuff like cards and guyfood and sports and ......::
