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Dear Bam Bam

Pisto75666 May 10, 2012 09:37 PM

I thought that you would be interested to know the recent progress that has happened regarding my mommy's treatment of me:

*I've gotten tuna several times in the last few weeks.

*A massive amount of chin scritches, cheekyrubs and backrubs, sometimes efen *while* my mommy's watching teevee.

*No progress on the toys front but, I know my mommy isn't made of greenpapers, and for another, as we always meow: they are hoomans after all, we as the higher species have to allow them at least one mistake.

Not once since my mom was made aware of the lawsoot has she banished me off of *my* bed. Troothfully I've been sleeping in my mom's wheeliechair at night but that's only because it's new and doesn't have any of my fur on it yet.

That being meowed, I wanted to thank mew furry much for your quick action in resolving this whole matter. I can't meow to you what a great help you've been.

Sincerely

Shelby Mouseshegan-Wiscatsin-CentralFlawrida

PS Please contact me at your earliest catvenience to meow about what I owe to mew.

Replies (1)

TheZooCrew May 11, 2012 04:03 PM

>>I thought that you would be interested to know the recent progress that has happened regarding my mommy's treatment of me:
>>
>>*I've gotten tuna several times in the last few weeks.
>>
>>*A massive amount of chin scritches, cheekyrubs and backrubs, sometimes efen *while* my mommy's watching teevee.
>>
>>*No progress on the toys front but, I know my mommy isn't made of greenpapers, and for another, as we always meow: they are hoomans after all, we as the higher species have to allow them at least one mistake.
>>
>>Not once since my mom was made aware of the lawsoot has she banished me off of *my* bed. Troothfully I've been sleeping in my mom's wheeliechair at night but that's only because it's new and doesn't have any of my fur on it yet.
>>
>>
>>That being meowed, I wanted to thank mew furry much for your quick action in resolving this whole matter. I can't meow to you what a great help you've been.
>>
>>Sincerely
>>
>>Shelby Mouseshegan-Wiscatsin-CentralFlawrida
>>
>>PS Please contact me at your earliest catvenience to meow about what I owe to mew.

That is wonderful, Shelby! I am so glad that everything worked out so well.

I am still trying to figure out my fee scale. I am not really doing this for the money, so much, since everything I really need is provided by my Mommy. My main goal is to make sure that all cats are treated with the love, adoration, and deference they so richly deserve. I do love to eat, though, so I guess some yummy treats would do for my legal fee. Oh, and I will need enough greenpapers to pay my courier and investigators. I will check with them to see how much they charge and let you know. So the official fees will be costs for courier and investigative services, and some treats for me.

Purrs,

BamBam Esquire
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

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