I am writing to inform you that Justin has brought a complaint against you for your sneaky and deceptive behavior in using treats in a carrier that was always left open in order to trap him to have his bodily fluids stolen.
This is outrageous and unacceptable behavior! Every cat has an inherent right to attempt to protect itself from being trapped in a carrier and carted off for invasive treatment. We recognize that such tests are necessary, but we demand our right to fight about it anyway.
As a result of this horrendous breach of Justin's trust in your fairness, we are demanding 50 lbs. of tuna and shrimp to be paid out in reasonably sized daily increments, and accompanied by lavish affection and compliments.
We also demand that you agree to forego any further such treacherous behavior with regard to any future medical appointments.
Kindly sign below to acknowledge that you agree to abide by the terms of these demands.
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Justin's Mom
Sincerely,
BamBam, Esquire
Attorneykit-At-Law
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.
