slobber drooooool smooooooooooooooooch,
awhooof mine furends.... juss upsdate dat moofs ears feewlink beddur an affpurr wheesmom complained enuff dem gettin toonas back fur mine "fur" cut.... and them say could go nest time fur frwhee... but wheesmom say NO WAY!!! Not gonna do that again, an will neffur leaf whees again anywhere... (well, iffin begatariyum want woofs, but wheeoofs luf them)
spent lass hour watchin wheesmom fru da padio door... hur meowin wif dem wild whees... hhw... she know furst mama, an hurs 2 lil ones... an awl thems gots lil ones... an them cutted down some trwhees etc fur that stoopid bypass down on da highway... so now hurs gots 2 colonies tryin learn 2 gets long... is why hur stay out eefun in heat an gurf at them when them fites.... awl get long, or ewlse.... hhw
wheesmom good good wild wheesmom 2...
fawt u wanna know.... got up to 104 2day (an juss now ac spit the plug so hadda b resetted) wheesmom changin dem wadurs all offur yard awl da time.....
lufluflufs u guys.... (july 2nd, day sammywhee lefted usses) so no know iffin can handle fourf of july pardee... but moof wanna tap tap the beeg drum on its side wif moofs tayell... gussy say is ok...
slobbery drooly kisses from u norton.... 
(hah, was quick check in???)
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}
