It all mommy's fault. She decided to redecorate our sewing room. On, sunday she tooked alla the furniture outta dere an den took effurything outrta the closet. On Monday she took off all the wallpaper an helped daddy take up the rug an pad. Then she washed alla the walls in dere an cleaned the subflooring. On Toosday she painted the primer on alla the walls an ceiling. She also used primer on alla the trim an bookcases. Wednesday she an daddy put the furst coat ob paint on the wall an it wass awful...dark an dingy, not at all wot they wanted. So they went to the store an the hoomin there put different tints into the paint to lightne an brighten it up. Then they came home an did a coat ob paint an by the time they were finished it wass eleben at nite an too late to come to chat. Thursday, today, they painted the last coat ob paint onna walls an it looks much betterer. Now they haf to paint the closet white an paint alla the trim an bookocases. Then they hafta go get sum linoleum an put it down an they will be finished wif dat room an can put back the furniture so we can bee comfortable an look out the windows again. You won't beleef this but then they are going to start on the hallway an libing room. We gonna haf sis housie in an upheaval fureber at this rate. Mommy say if we diodn't pee onna floor an spray the walls she wudn't hafta redecorate an make the house catproof!!! SIGH!
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All The Noble bridge furries who have gone before!
