Murder Mystery Weekend
Cast(Titas' assistant
)Hosts......Retired Gen. Pita and his wife Tita
Sparkle (Titas' assistant)
Housekeeper.....Oreo
Cook......Paloma
Housemaids....Willow, Jojo, Peggy and Polly
Butler.....Gervais
Gardner....Vester
Asst. Gardner...Caleb
Stablehand....Tuff
Chauffeur....Timmy
Guests
Franci and Tare
Zade (actress)
Justin (Zades husband and manager)
Cathy (dominering matriarch)
Russel (her hen-pecked husband)
Poucette (retired music teacher)
Maddy (niece and companion to Poucette)
Captain CV (retired military with a shady past)
Hagrid ( widow ,recently married to)
Murray (businessman)
Sly, Loki , and Grizz (three young men about town)
Princess Lynsi (impoverished royalty)
Riley (loud , blustering American businessman)
Topaz (a lady with a secret)
Smig (her secretary)
Inspector Tarrigo ( investigator)
Lt. Bambam (sidekick to Tarrigo)
Retired Gen. Pita sits at the breakfast table reading his newspaper. "Dear," meows his wife Tita, "we simply have to do something about our finances. I have an idea." "Harumpf, everyone has ideas, but they have to be good ideas you know." "Yes , dear, and this is a good idea! We should hold murder mystery weekends! They are all the rage you know. Guests pay to come for the weekend and solve a murder!" Pita looks over his paper, "Murder, what murder? Who has been murdered?" Tita sighs, "no one dear, a pretend murder." Pita looks at his wife. "What a droll idea. And folks would actually pay?" "Yes, dear, they would." Pita goes back to his paper while Tita gets out a pad and pencil to begin making lists.
Two weeks later...
"Tare, look at this! Murder Mystery Weekend at Catnip Hall. Oh, wouldn't that be fun? Let's sign up. " Tare laughs, "that would be right up your alley for sure. You always have that pretty nose of yours poked into something. Let me see that." Franci hands Tare the flyer and he looks it over. "It might be fun at that," he meows. "Okay, let's do it!" Franci jumps up and gives Tare a hug. "Wheeeeeeeee, we are going to have a great time!"
She goes to the phone and calls the number on the flyer. "Hello, is this Catnip Hall? This is Franci Meowzers. My husband and I want to book the Murder Mystery Weekend. Yes, thats correct, there will be two of us. Thank you, see you on Friday." Franci drops into Tares lap. ""Goodness, so much to do! We have to pack! Yikes I need some new outfits! I don't have a thing to wear!" Tare chuckles, "Franci, you have a closet full of clothes." Franci looks into Tares eyes and grins. "But Tare, this is a special occasion. You do want me to look my best don't you? "You always look perfect, Franci. However, here, " he meows handing over his credit card. Franci purrs and snuggles, slipping the card into her pocket. "You're the best hubbykit ever." "I try dear, I try," he meows with a smile.
At the same time in another part of the village, Justin is going through the morning mail. "Zade," he calls to his wife, still snuggled in bed with a cup of tea. "Yes, dear, what is it?" Zade purrs, taking a sip of tea. Justin gets up and carries the flyer over to the bed. "Look at this, dear. They are holding a murder mystery weekend at Catnip Hall. Might be fun don't you think? Shall we give it a go? You made a marvelous detective in that movie a couple years ago." Zade takes the flyer and looks at it. "You're right darling! This does sound like fun. Let's do it!"
Meanwhile, back at Catnip Hall, everyone is hard at work. Well, almost everyone. General Pita has retired to his study far away from the bustle and hustle. "Oh, dear," he mutters to himself. "Oh, dear, what have we gotten ourselves into?"
The door opens and his wife, Tita, comes in. "Good morning , dear. I've brought you tea." She sets the cup on the table beside his chair and sits down across from him. "My goodness, I have been so busy! So much to do. This old house hasn't seen so much activity in years. "Yes, dear, I know," sighs Pita. Tita chuckles, "my dear husband, come on now, you're going to love having a houseful of people. It will be so exciting to have some lively folk here again. Besides, we need the money. And we have a very good turnout! There is a quick tap on the door and Sparkle, Titas' assistant looks in. "Ma'am," she says," the first of our guests have arrived." Tita finishes her tea quickly and goes down to the front hall to greet the first arrivals.
Tita reaches the door just in time to see the butler helping a lady out of a taxi. The driver is at the rear helping a gentleman remove luggage from the trunk. Off in the distance she can hear the sound of a mower droning as Vester, the gardner, cuts the grass. Then, "Oh , do come along, Russell," the lady says. "Must you always be so slow?" "Comming , dear," Russle replies. " Hello , I am Cathy NYC Snowta and this is my husband, Russel. Oh, Russell, do be careful on those steps. Oh, Russell, are you alright my dear. Watch out with those , you're going to break something."
Tita tries to suppress a giggle. "It's alright sir," she says. "Just leave them there and Gervaise will see they are delivered to your room. I am Tita, and my husband and I are your hosts. Please come in. There is tea and pastries in the dining room. Come along, yes, just in there. Do make yourselves comfortable."
Tita starts off for the kitchen after seeing that the couple are comfortable, but before she can get there she hears a car screech to a halt in the drive. She reaches the door just in time to see three young men tumble out of a car and grab their bags. "Hello, hello," they call , seeing her in the doorway...we have come for the murder mystery weekend! I'm Grizz, these are my brothers Sly and Loki."
"Well, you have come to the right place," Tita replies with a grin. "Come right in, leave your bags in the hall and go into the dining room. There is morning tea all ready."
"Thank you ma'am. Traveling is thirsty work!" The boys head off to the dining room and Tita continues on to the kitchen to consult with the cook about lunch. Once satisfied that all is going well in the kitchen, Tita returns to the front hall just in time to see a long , sleek, convertible pull up. A tall elegant lady is being helped out by a nattily dressed gentleman. "Oh my, it really is her!" Tita says to herself. "And she is just as beautiful as in the pictures.""Good morning," Zade greets her. "Good morning to you," Tita replies. "We are honored to have you stay with us. I do hope you enjoy your time here. Please come right in an join the others in the dining room." Zade and Justine follow Tita to breakfast.
More guests quickly arrive one after another. Poucette, a retired music teacher and her niece Maddy, a newly married , middle aged couple, Hagrid and Murray, an older lady, Topaz, and her secretary, Smig. A loud, brash businessman type, Riley, is followed by another single man with a military bearing, CV, and a lovely young lady in worn but well-made clothing, Princess Lynsi.
Tita looks at her guest list and checks off the names one by one. Just one more couple to come yet, and here they are now, she thinks. Tare and Franci pull up and hurriedly approach Tita at the door. "So glad you made it," Tita says. "You are the last to arrive". Franci looks at Tare and says, "See, I told you we were going to be late. You just couldn't stop and ask for directions." She turns to Tita and says, "So sorry to keep you waiting, we got lost." "No harm done," replies Tita. "Do come in and join the others in the dining room. Your luggage and car will be taken care of.
Franci and Tare walk into the dining room and look around. "My, what an interesting group of kits," Franci whispers to Tare. "This could be a very fun weekend indeed."
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rincess Lynsi, after unpacking her clothing in her luvly room with the canopy bed, sits in a chair and sips a cup of tea that was brought to her by a cute little housemaid:: "What an interesting weekend this will be .. not only for the murdery mystery, but for the companionship of this motley crew of kits! Such an interesting group they are, but nice as can be, that is for sure!"