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I no all youse said dat hooman Mommies iz different but I tink mine is kinda not wight. Effury morning she comes home from dat pwace she goes in da metal monster to make gweenpapers fur us. She feeds me and doez my chores den....oh my....she ....she goes in da hooman baffroom and eidder turns on dat water tingy and just stands under it letting it get her or eben worse, she waits until dat big white ting fills wiff wader and she gets in der and SITS in it..willingly....happily eben. I cwy, I pace, I stand on my hind legs wiff my eyes reel whide and wail and still she sits in der. She say it a baff and it otay, but day not a baff, a baff is when youse wash youseownself wiff youse tongue not in.......yeck.....wader. Doez youse Mommies and Daddies do dis too?? Mommy sez it is whot hoomans do but I don't tink dat wight.....she gonna dwown in der, den I be an orphan!!!!!

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Tessa and Lilly

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

Lilly, I could barely get frew youse post by being distwakted by youse cute pitcher. But I managed to.

Youse can get hers out of da baff much faster iffn youse walk along da ledge while she is sitting in it. I haff all my claws an when I walk around da ledge, my Mommy gets reeel nervus and hurrys hers baff up.

It werks! Twy it.

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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Youse be cute too. I habe twied dat walking on da tub ting but she didn't huwwy up, instead she laffed and petted me wiff a wet pawkie. I habe all my claws too but she doezn't seem to scairt ob me.
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Tessa and Lilly

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

Well Lily, you hasta get used to this bath thing cuz that's what humans do. You see, they don't have the special tongue or the dexterity to give themselfs a purroper bath so they has to do it this way. My mom and Dad do it every single dingle day and they haven't drowned yet. And lemme meow you somthing else....the humomms taste purrty good after they get outta that bath thing. I know this cuz I lick mom's leg to make sure she is purroper clean and she taste kinda yummy. You should try it.

Riley
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

yeah, don't wurry bout it, dey awll does it...it jusht one uf dose stange hooman fings
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

I guess I will habe to keep her....she a pwetty goot Mommy and I awready wuff her lots....sigh...hoomans iz weird dough.
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Tessa and Lilly

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

>>I guess I will habe to keep her....she a pwetty goot Mommy and I awready wuff her lots....sigh...hoomans iz weird dough.
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Don't I know it! I have told my mommy that she's weird, and she said that normal is overrated. She does make an excellent cat bed, though.

BamBam
settling in for another nap on Mommy
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam and Cuddles

Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

I habe licked her feeties, dey do taste pwetty goot affer she is in da water.
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Tessa and Lilly

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

Tonks:

lil lily... yes yes, we have a mom that say she wood give eye toofurs fur a beeg baf again.... an hur actually used 2 puts beeg field stones in there (kept warmer fur longer)... now hur go unner that splashy fing... an oooooh, silly nortee gog, and Triller go wif hurs an meow while hur in there... but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek... she come owt W E T ! !!!!! NOPE... mhee stays unner table wif snowbunna during this feasco.... quick headbonks and hiding, as i'm not really good wif anyone but mommwhee an dadee... an an an mine only sisfur, snow bunna
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

It gets worse, Lilly. My hoomin haffs a big big BIG bafftub in da yard and day awl get in dat when it hot outside. It so big dat I, Tarrigo, can't see in unless I cwimb da pwayset dat is outside. Onwy den can I sooperbize mommy.