Unka John goes awound da Village posting flyers fur da Meowloween Cruise:
Attenshun!
Efurybuddy come on our Eerie Meowloween Cruise to da most Haunted Pwace in America:
Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, Pa.
This nearly 200 year old prison was closed in 1971, but stories of how prisoners were mentally and physically tortured are still passed down in a vivid fashion. This is now a popular tourist destination that offers public tours, and is easy to visit. The question is – how quickly will you want to leave when you get there?
Wat yu can eggspekt?
Long dark hallways; sounds of laughter; crying and weeping; sounds of people moving around; shadows; feelings of being touched
Unkle Larry, do yu feel up to piloting da boat fur dis cruise?
Activities are being planned including a midnight weenie and mousemellow roast inside da penitentiary on Meowloween nite. Wet us know wat else yu wood wike to do, otay.
And be purrpared to be scared outta yur fur! Bwahahahahaha!
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